The following were taken from actual employee evaluations:
Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and shows signs of starting to dig.
His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.
I would not allow this man to breed.
This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won't be.
Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
When he opens his mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.
He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.
This man has delusions of adequacy.
He sets low personal standards and consistently fails to achieve them.
This employee should go far -- the sooner he starts, the better.
This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. <----- my favorite
Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't looking.
Got a full six-pack, but is missing the plastic thingy that holds it together.
Last edited by ShaggyDirk; 03-06-2008 at 01:27 PM.
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