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Originally Posted by Murphy3
Look at their roster....
Too many of the key players have huge flaws such as:
1. They're WAY beyond their prime: JuHoward, Jones, Stackhouse
2. They're a bit beyond their prime: JKidd
3. They haven't had a prime: JoHoward, Bass
4. They never could and still can't shoot and can no longer get to the rim: Stackhouse
5. They never could or have no interest in getting to the rim: JoHoward, Terry
6. They attract fouls like Paris Hilton attracts STD's: Dampier
7. They play basketball as if they've just knocked off an 8-ball with Lindsay Lohan: Jones, JoHoward
8. They find that they're surrounded with a highly overrated supporting cast: Dirk
9. They are poorly coached: The entire roster
10. They are insignificant come playoff time: Most of the roster other than Dirk and sometimes Terry.
Besides that, the Mavs are fine.
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Risky but successful use of Lindsay Lohan reference. . .average use of Paris Hilton. . .no Lord of the Rings references. A hint of basketball analysis, but no sarcastic details. I'll be honest, not your best thread. More like a shootaround.