hmmm. Yes it does make sense. In the same way that the following makes sense.
The vast right wing conspiracy's lonstanding policy of devouring the young of america has finally come home to roost. Since a large proportion of America's potential future homegrown leaders have either been consumed outright or sacrificed in ritualistic presentations to the dark lord overseers, there currently are insufficient numbers of native born Americans to use as breeding stock to provide for future rituals. As a result the grand high wizards of the conservative movement have surrupticiously resorted to importing breeding stock from the rest of the western hemisphere, while simultaneusly decrying the loss of "americanism and apple pie" from the infusion of filthy foreigners.
The solution is clear, but politically unattractive. In the future the overlords will be forced to perform their heinous acts abroad, at the breeding sources, but develop technological solutions that will allow them to import only the necessary components of the filthy inferiour barbarian stock: beating hearts, testicles and eyeballs. Karl Rove declined to comment on this article, as he was preoccupied with his new private sector endeavor, grinding up the eyeballs of widows and orphans to make a paste that makes bucket seat leather more supple and vibrant.
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