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mary · 07-03-2008, 06:53 PM

I'd like to think I'd be more than willing to sacrifice my personal safety to help another person.

However, there's not a chance in hell I'm risking my life for someone's 32" Toshiba.

I can honestly say that I wouldn't want anyone else risking their lives for MY 32" Toshiba.

Life...Toshiba.

Life...Toshiba.

Life...Toshiba.

Nope, its really not a hard decision.

So here's a notice to all my future and potential neighbors. If ever you are being robbed, I will be more than happy to turn on the neighborhood bat signal, but I'm not risking my ass to save you from having to buy another freakin XBOX, or Wii, or 5-Disc CD changer, or any other crap you've managed to shove on your department store credit card. Nobody's crap is really that important.

07-03-2008, 06:53 PM	#186
mary Troll Hunter Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Sports Heaven! Posts: 9,898	I'd like to think I'd be more than willing to sacrifice my personal safety to help another person. However, there's not a chance in hell I'm risking my life for someone's 32" Toshiba. I can honestly say that I wouldn't want anyone else risking their lives for MY 32" Toshiba. Life...Toshiba. Life...Toshiba. Life...Toshiba. Nope, its really not a hard decision. So here's a notice to all my future and potential neighbors. If ever you are being robbed, I will be more than happy to turn on the neighborhood bat signal, but I'm not risking my ass to save you from having to buy another freakin XBOX, or Wii, or 5-Disc CD changer, or any other crap you've managed to shove on your department store credit card. Nobody's crap is really that important. __________________ "I don't know what went wrong," said guard Thabo Sefolosha. "It's hard to talk about it." Last edited by mary; 07-03-2008 at 07:14 PM.