1. Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
2. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
3. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who carry guns.
4. She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the June flower.
5. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
6. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
7. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
8. Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
9. Don't get lost in thought. It is unfamiliar territory for you.
10. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Gentle thought for today:
Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.
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