10-16-2008, 10:35 AM
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Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 40,410
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It's not me!! It's not me!!! It's not me!!! Sheesh what a couple of whiners. Like someone gives a flying heck.
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One night while visiting for dinner, I asked my friends little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said, "I want to be President." Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there all proud.
So I asked her, "If you were President, what would you do first?"
She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people!"
"WOW ... what a worthy goal," I said, "you don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my driveway ... and I will pay you $50." "Then, I will take you to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food, and a new house."
She thought that over a few seconds while her Mom gave me an evil glare, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"
I smiled and said, "Welcome to the Republican Party .... "
I haven't been asked back since.
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Last edited by dude1394; 10-17-2008 at 06:10 PM.
Reason: To salve bitchy whiney message-board posters underdog and the resident misogynist.
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