[DirkFTW]

I figured out a way to solve funding abortions. Have the women/clinics sell their unborn children to all those science companies researching stem cells. And eventually if/when the science bears out, the funding continues indefinitely because we can then harvest the unborn's body for the requisite tissue. And if we really work at it, we might be able to create some jobs out of this for very fertile women.

If we're going to treat the unborn as a thing rather than a person, might as well close the loop and make a boatload of money selling health products to those of us who are important enough to have been born.