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Originally Posted by alexamenos
If I were one of the masters of the universe, I'd make your mom my personal scrotum washer -- anytime I felt a little unfresh down there I'd say, 'hey, UD's mom -- get over here with that steamed towel and do your job.'
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I have her pretty well-trained, so you should be pleased with the results...
(the only time she needs to be beaten is when she looks you in the eyes...)