Associated Press
PORTLAND -- The Suns and Blazers are the most recent teams to have been "Dirked."
Every team in the NBA gets Dirked at some point during the season. The only matter to decide is the degree of "Dirkage." When Dirk pulls his jersey out with his fingers in the air or his tongue hanging out, it can only mean one thing: "Extreme Dirkage." When this happens, it is commonly known that the opponent got "Extremely Dirked." As indicated by the picture below.....
.....Portland, you have been "Extremely Dirked."