A midget named "Big Dude" who was sleeping with Bridgette, yeah - Bridgette rhymes with midget, the wife of the cop that was sleeping with R.Kelly's wife (the cop who pulled him over after he was cheating on her, when he heard a man answer his own phone, so raced home to confront her. She told him it was just her brother who was coming home. He said "oh, yeah, your brother." She said "yeah, my brother." he said, "oh, yeah, your brother." And they started having sex. Then he pulled back the cover, "Oh, no a rubber!" - dramatic pause.). "Big Dude" is also going to be the cops wife's baby's daddy. But don't forget the the pastor and his gay lover.
It's great when R.Kelly sings Bridgette's part, he puts on this goofy white trash accent. Even the accent is so bad I can't tell if it's supposed to be bad. Genius.
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