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Originally Posted by DirkFTW
My favorite is "In surprisingly good news, economic indicator Y only fell 24%, which was less than the 27% experts had expected. Investors rallied behind the good news."
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Yesterday in the Dallas News -- "some certain economist thought a few months ago that texas was going to lose 400,000 jobs this year, but now it looks like texas will only lose 300,000. Yeah progress!"