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Originally Posted by Evilmav2
The Spurs are going to find themselves in more than a spot of trouble, if they look as tired as they did tonight, when facing our Mavs in the second round of the playoffs this year this year. It's not hard for me to imagine that their old asterisk 'dynasty', as well as the dried-out, rotten house that such-said old and aging crew currently resides in, will be soon overdue to get smashed into rubble, kindling, and unsightly debris (adorned with various, haphazardly-strewn Franco/Virgin-Islander/Argentine corpses) in the second round of this year's playoffs by our fearsomely potent and underrated 'Us-Against-The-World-and-especially-the-effiminately-slavering-overrated-and-aged-Sp*rs' Mavs squad...
As a wise man named Nick Van Exel might have said, save the fact that he currently plays for the waning, asterisk-era Spurs: "F-the Sp*rs. They might have had some fun with their *ynasty, but they never really proved themselves against any real competition (see the Shaq-Kobe Lakers), and now, sadly, all of the hollow, asterisk-era fun and games are going to be put to a dreadfully abrubt end by long-blooded Hun bayonets and dirty, home-ground Cajun hunting knives; As a very tall German, and a very short, very angry Louisianan apply their well-tempered, horribly-honed steels to the vitals and innards of their old, familiar San Antonian foes, with lengthy, direful slashes, and deep, man-killing stabs..."
The Spurs' Asterisk-era dynasty will heave it's last, tired breath in this year's playoffs, and it will drown, sputtering under the sea-change of a cruel, rising Dallas Mavericks tide. Long live the Asterisk! The Asterisk is already dead....
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