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Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Young Durant has better sneaker technology
Young Durant has the G-series instead of just the crappier Gatorade
Young Durant has HD recordings of game footage to review
Young Durant has more organic and vegan food choices for healthier living
Young Durant has cleaner air to breathe thanks to Al Gore
Young Durant has access to P90X and adjustable Bowflex weights
Progress is an unrelenting whore!
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Not sure, but I THINK this is a parody post, and if so...well, it's one of the best posts I've ever read.
Kudos.