I know this one is wrong, but I am going to tell it anyway. (yes it is in the wrong thread as well - but I am too lazy to look up the joke instead of joke picture thread)
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What a day!!!!!!
Farrah Fawcett dies and gets to purgatory.
St. Peter allow her one wish.
She wishes that all the children in the world could remain safe.
St. Peter says OK, he will allow this wish.
Bam -- wish granted -- Michael Jackson falls dead in his tracks.
Michael Jackson dies and wonder what happened.
He goes to purgatory and St. Peter allows him one wish.
Michael says well, I had a great life, but I just can't believe what happened to me when I used that OxyClean -- please don't allow that to happen to anyone else.
Wouldn't you know it -- BAM -- Billy Mays dies in his sleep.
Lesson to the story -- Be careful what you wish for.................
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"Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
There are four boxes to be used in defense of liberty:
soap, ballot, jury, and ammo. Please use in that order.
-Capt. Bob "Wolf" Johnson
Last edited by dalmations202; 07-06-2009 at 10:48 AM.
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