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1. There is no such thing as "Austin Traffic" - just times to avoid 35.
2. Lonestar tallboys are delicious, and only $1.00 @ the Roller Derby.
3. Lake Travis is your friend.
4. Williamson County Sheriffs play for keeps.
5. 78704 isn't Austin, it's 78704.
6. Take your bike, if you don't have a bike get one.
7. The only part of 6th St. to familiarize yourself with is Sixth & Lamar.
8. The Salt Lick isn't worth the drive, but the Bluebonnet Cafe is.
9. Barton Springs is always 68 degrees.
10. Wear a rubber.

For any questions not addressed in above guidelines, I'll need to know where you're staying and how much you're willing to contribute to the local economy. And if you're willing to make bedfellows with the burnt orange. And what flavor sno-cone you like.