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"We need a president who sees government not as a tool to enrich friends and high-priced lobbyists (note: don't you hate those low priced lobbyists?) but as the defender of fairness and opportunity for every American."
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Translation: If you don't feel like things are fair enough, vote for me and I'll make things unfair for people who have shown they're willing to work hard, so you don't have to.
Fairness and opportunity for every american....what a bunch of bologna. Where else in the world do you have this much fairness and opportunity already?