[92bDad]

Okay,

so since we get the Picture or Random Joke Picture thread confused with regular written jokes...why not have a straight random joke thread.

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With that in mind, here's one that I read out of my inbox this morning...it's a play an old too familiar joke, but still plays out pretty funny.

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George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he finishes the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she finishes the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so Queen Elizabeth writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he finishes and reaches for his checkbook, the devil informs him that there is no charge for the call and that he should feel free to call the USA anytime.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA free. The devil replies, "Since Obama became president of the USA, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."