[senorfrog]

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1. WHAT COLOUR TROUSERS ARE YOU WEARING?

Who says I'm wearing any pants?

2. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?

The whirring of my computer

3. WHAT ARE THE LAST 2 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER?

09. My number is 867-5309 (sing it...it's catchy)

4. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?

I ate a burp. It wasn't tasty this time.

5. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE?

It's not easy being green. I'd be a flesh pink.

6.WEATHER RIGHT NOW?

Partly cloudy with a 40% chance of rain

7. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?

She said her name was Busty Babs.

8. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?

See above question.

9. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?

Mucho trabajo, poco dinero

10. FAVOURITE DRINK?

Anything that has "Proof" printed on the side

11. FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?

Didn't you already ask that?

12. FAVOURITE SPORTS?

Going out on a limb here....Rugby (I hear Aussie chicks dig that)

13. HAIR COLOUR?

Dirty Blonde

14. EYE COLOUR?

Baby Blue

15. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?

Perfect vision

16. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES?

Plead the 5th

17. FAVOURITE MONTH?

July....isn't that Frog History Month on A&E?

18. FAVOURITE FOOD?

Any array of cooked dead animals sans frogs (PETA be damned!)

19. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?

Fast forwarded through most of it and paused it an awful lot.

20. FAVOURITE DAY OF THE YEAR?

Every four years comes a frog's favorite day

21. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?

Will you go out with me, Veruca?

22. SUMMER OR WINTER?

Spring

23. HUGS OR KISSES

Gimmee both

24. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?

Depends on which part of my body you ask

25. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?

Chocolate....reminds me of the last movie I watched

26. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?

See text above mine

27. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?

See lack of text below mine

28. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS:

A quaint little bachelor's frog pad in Cherry Hills

29. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING?

The Savage Nation

One at a time baby

30. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?

Spilled coffee and beer

31. FAVOURITE BOARD GAME?

Twister...with a good friend and condiments

32. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT?

What didn't I do last night?

33. FAVOURITE SMELLS?

Coffee and the Ocean.

34. CAN YOU TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE?

Yes. I can touch my belly button with it...A foot more, and I'd never leave the house.

35. WHAT INSPIRES YOU?

You bring meaning to my life...you're my inspiration

36. BUTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN?

Buttered, Salted and a bit of suga

37. FAVOURITE CAR

Nissan Altima...I'm a sensible man

38. FAVOURITE FLOWER?

Venus Flytraps kick ass. Is that a flower?

39. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING?

Many....and I don't know where some of them go.

40. CAN YOU JUGGLE? IF YES HOW MANY?

Yes. Three...teach me four!

41. FAVOURITE DAY(s) OF THE WEEK?

Weekend. That's a given

42. RED OR WHITE WINE?

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43. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY

Wouldn't you like to know

44. DO YOU CARRY A DONOR CARD?

Absolutely

45. LIFETIME GOALS?

I'm working on objectives first

46. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?

"Down boy, down." I don't have any pets either.