Is currently working on a joint operation between DARPA and Johnson and Johnson to assess the effects of psychoactives introduced via a popular sexual lubricant on test subjects. Pioneered research into introducing this product to new consumers via adding flavors to said lubricant to appeal to those who are not sexually active. All records of this research have been destroyed. It is estimated that flavored psychoactive KY can be found in many popular products today, including but not strictly limited to:
Taco Bell taco meat
Krispy Kreme doughnut glaze
Cinnabon jizz sauce
Mountain Dew
All Starbucks products
Gatorade
and all ballpark nacho cheese sauce
among others...
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