[LRB]

Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street
when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle.
The three male
dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the
one to reach
her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the
same time. The
males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on
themselves
and hoping for just a glance from her in return.


Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the
three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them
"The first one who
can use the words "liver" and "cheese" together in an
imaginative,
intelligent sentence can go out with me."


The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and
says, "I love liver and
cheese."

"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no
imagination or
intelligence whatsoever."

She turned to the tall, shiny Great Dane and said "How
well can you do?

"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Great Dane.

"My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless.
That's just as dumb as
the Lab's sentence."

She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says,
"How about you,
little guy?"

The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame
and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua. He gives her
a smile, a
sly wink, turns to the Great Dane and the Lab and says
....


"Liver alone. Cheese mine."