RE:More jokes..
Dear Employees,
It has been brought to managements attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with there co workers. Due to complaints recieved from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do however, realize the critical importance of being able to accuartely express your feelings when communicating with co workers. Therefore, a list of 18 New & Innovative "Try Saying" phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.
1) Try Saying: I think you could use more training.
Instead of: You don't know what the f----k you are doing!
2) Try Saying: She's an aggressive go getter.
Instead of: She's a ball busting b--ch!
3) Try Saying: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
Instead Of: No f---ing way!
4) Try Saying: Perhaps I can work late
Instead Of: And when the f--k do you expect me to do this?
5) Try Saying: Really?
Instead Of: You've go to be sh---ing me!
6) Try Saying: Perhaps you should check with....
Instead Of: Tell someone who gives a sh--!
7) Try Saying: I wasn't involved in the project.
Instead Of: It's not my f---ing problem.
8) Try Saying: That's Interesting.
Instead Of: What the f--k.
9) Try Saying: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
Instead Of: This sh-- won't work.
10) Try Saying: I'll try to schedule that
Instead of: Why the f--k didn't you tell me sooner.
11) Try Saying: He's not familiar with the issue.
Instead Of: He's got his head up his a--!
12) Try Saying: Excuse me, sir.
Instead Of: Eat Sh-- & Die!
13) Try Saying: So you were not happy with it.
Instead Of: Kiss My A--!
14) Try Saying: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
Instead Of: F--k It, I'm on salary!
15) Try Saying: I don't think you understand.
Instead Of: Shove It Up Your A--!
16) Try Saying: I love a challenge.
Instead Of: This job sucks.
17) Try Saying: You want me to take care of that?
Instead Of: Who the hell died and made you boss?
18) Try Saying: He's somewhat insensitive.
Instead of: He's a pr--k!
Thank You!
Management
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