[Evilmav2]

I damned well HATE those stupid car alarms that give a half-honk every time their dipshit owner gets in or out of the thing, or worst of all, honks at other cars because they pass too close to them parked on the street. Every time I hear one of those things go Honk! Honk! I involuntarily think about how much I would love to light a gasoline/trash fire underneath it's gas tank, or bash it's windshield in with a brick, or crack a railroad pick-axe handle over the head of that car's owner as he asininely and blithely gets out of his car and pushes the button on his wretched noisemaker... Damned things...