The Official Doc vs. Dooby Thread (NEW TITLE COMING SOON)
You heard it here first. Baylor corrals the Shetland Ponies.
Baylor - 26
SMU - 24
The Ponies will be limping back up I-35 Saturday night. To add insult to injury, their bus will break down on I-35 at the Baylor exit and they will be mocked by hundreds of "dancing bears". Some Aggie mechanic will have to fix the bus while the Pony players balance their checkbooks and call daddy on their cell phones for help. The Aggie mechanic will fix the bus with one the SMU players cappucino machines and the bus will get as far as Hillsboro where they will have to stop to buy another for the distraught guy.
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