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Originally Posted by jamaljasonandjimmy
FROM ACROSS THE STARS.
A HERO AND FUTURE MVP IS SENT TO EARTH. (I'M GUESSING HOWARD IS AN ALIEN)
ATLANTA, GEORGIA 1985 (SERIOUSLY ATLANTA?)
*SCENE OF PARENTS HOLDING A BABY HOWARD*
HE GROWS FROM HUMBLE BEGINNINGS
DNA? IS THE STARTING MECHANISM? (BIG AND BLACK)
*I CANT EVEN WRITE THE NEXT LINE ITS SO SHITTY*
*THIS ONE TOO*
*MAVERICKS LOGO SHINES IN THE NIGHT SKY LIKE THE BAT SIGNAL CALLING THE HERO BECAUSE THE CITY NEEDS HIM*
WITH A NEW PARTNERSHIP (WITH MARK CUBAN)
HE IS KNOWN FOR HIS BURNING DESIRE TO WIN (FIRST TIME I HEARD THAT. SEEMS LIKE A BURNING DESIRE TO BE THE CENTER OF ATTENTION WIN, LOSE, OR DRAW DOESNT MATTER BECAUSE HE HAS 80 MILLION DOLLARS)
*NEXT LINE IS SHITTY*
*FOLLOWED BY ANOTHER*
ALWAYS COMES TO A CROSSROADS (SELL HIS SOUL LIKE ROBERT JOHNSON I GUESS THAT IS WHAT THAT IMPLIES)
*ANOTHER GENERIC SHIT OF DIALOGUE*
BY CROSSING THE THRESHOLD. (THE THRESHOLD OF BEING A 7 FOOT DOUCHE)
TO BECOME
THE MOST DOMINANT CENTER OF ALL TIME (SOUNDS LIKE THIS NARRATIVE WAS WRITTEN BY JOHN MADDEN) (+ THE MOST DOMINANT? WHAT ABOUT THE HIGHEST SCORER OR SOMETHING THAT ACTUALLY TRANSLATES TO A STAT SHEET AND NOT JUST THROW WORDS AROUND. SHOULD HAVE JUST SAID THE MOST AWESOMENESS CENTER OF ALL TIME)
BY EMBRACING NEW ALLIES (IS THAT RICKY RUBIO OR KYLE KORVER? EITHER WAY NOT A MAV)
AND NEW IDEAS (I GUESS JASON KIDD COACHES THE MAVS)
A NEW DYNASTY IS FORGED (FORGERY IS A FELONY)
*CUBAN SMOKES A BLUNT*
BEING A MAVERICK DOESNT END WITH THE HALL OF FAME (MOST DEFIANTLY NOT)
BEING A MAVERICK ENDS WITH...... (ENDS WITH K)
GLOBAL DOMINATION (NAZI'S)
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I might even prefer Finnegan's Wake to this.