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Gratuitous but hilarious....

Rental Car Clerk: Welcome to Marathon. May I help you?

Neal: Yes.

Clerk: How may I help you?

Neal: You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey fucking cheeks. Then you can give me a fucking automobile. A fucking
Datsun. A fucking Toyota. A fucking Mustang. A fucking Buick. Four fucking wheels and a seat.

Clerk: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.

Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere, with the fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking hiway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car right fucking now.

Clerk: May I see your rental agreement.

Neal: I threw it away.

Clerk: Oh boy...

Neal: Oh boy what?

Clerk: You're fucked