RE: Favorite movie lines
You have to see it, and how the officer reacts, to really get this one,
Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating?
Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while...
[whispering]
Airport Security Officer: it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
Narrator: I don't own...
[Officer waves Narrator off]
And there are so many on this other movie...... I'll just do a short one:
Vincent: Which one's Trudy? The one with all the shit in her face?
Lance: No. That's Jodi. That's my wife.
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