Just been barred from the local swimming baths because I had my Speedo trunks on! What I didn't know was the "S" had come off the logo!
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Just bought a racehorse called "My Face"; it may not be any good but I can’t wait to hear all the women in crowd screaming 'come on my face'.
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A blonde and a brunette are talking in the office...
Blonde: I'm not feeling very well... I have a sore throat.
Brunette: When I have a sore throat, I give my husband a blow job... the next day, my throat is fine.
Blonde: Hmm... interesting.
The next day...
Brunette: How's your throat?
Blonde: Fine... your idea was great! Your husband couldn't believe it was your idea!
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