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Drbio · 08-31-2005, 11:36 AM

Library talk does cover up the football apprehension well for SMU'ers.....[img]i/expressions/anim_laugh.gif[/img]

Thanks for the tips on the eats....for doing that I will share a little joke that I heard today.

A group of SMU blondes in an advanced math class at SMU were given the
assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So they went out to the
flagpole with ladders and tape measures. They promptly fell off the
ladders, dropped the tape measures and pencils--the whole thing was just a
mess.

An engineering student came along and saw what they were trying to do. He
walked over, pulled the flagpole out of the ground, laid it flat, measured
it from end to end, and then gave the measurement to one of the blondes
and walked away.

After the engineer had gone, one blonde turned to another and laughed:
"Isn't that just like a dumb engineer? We're looking for the height and he
gives us the length!"

08-31-2005, 11:36 AM	#108
Drbio Banned Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Nowhere Posts: 40,924	RE:Da Bears pop the puny ponies.....(Formerly Doc vs. Dooby thread) Library talk does cover up the football apprehension well for SMU'ers.....[img]i/expressions/anim_laugh.gif[/img] Thanks for the tips on the eats....for doing that I will share a little joke that I heard today. A group of SMU blondes in an advanced math class at SMU were given the assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So they went out to the flagpole with ladders and tape measures. They promptly fell off the ladders, dropped the tape measures and pencils--the whole thing was just a mess. An engineering student came along and saw what they were trying to do. He walked over, pulled the flagpole out of the ground, laid it flat, measured it from end to end, and then gave the measurement to one of the blondes and walked away. After the engineer had gone, one blonde turned to another and laughed: "Isn't that just like a dumb engineer? We're looking for the height and he gives us the length!"