Plus, when was the last time you woke up in the middle of the night to a car alarm and went "oh god, someone's stealing that car?" Please, if I wake up in the middle of the night to a car alarm all I'm thinking is "The owner better get up and fucking turn that off right now!"
A better idea instead would be to have a huge speaker in your trunk that, upon detecting a would-be thief..... would shout out at maximum volume "FREE BAGS OF WEED, FREE BAGS OF WEED, COME GET YOUR COMPLETELY FREE BAGS OF WEED."
I bet that people would show up then. Maybe not people who could help..... but people anyhow.
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