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seelenjaeger · 01-18-2004, 09:56 PM

Time for another double-team ...

Dallas trades: SF Antawn Jamison (15.8 ppg, 6.4 rpg, 1.0 apg in 30.2 minutes)
PG Tony Delk (6.6 ppg, 2.0 rpg, 0.8 apg in 16.3 minutes)
Dallas receives: PF Etan Thomas (8.1 ppg, 7.0 rpg, 1.3 apg in 25.2 minutes)
PF Kwame Brown (9.4 ppg, 6.6 rpg, 1.5 apg in 26.6 minutes)
PF Christian Laettner (6.7 ppg, 5.3 rpg, 2.1 apg in 23.1 minutes)
SF Darius Miles (8.9 ppg, 4.4 rpg, 2.2 apg in 24.2 minutes)

Washington trades: PF Etan Thomas (8.1 ppg, 7.0 rpg, 1.3 apg in 25.2 minutes)
PF Kwame Brown (9.4 ppg, 6.6 rpg, 1.5 apg in 26.6 minutes)
PF Christian Laettner (6.7 ppg, 5.3 rpg, 2.1 apg in 23.1 minutes)
Washington receives: C Zydrunas Illgauskas (14.1 ppg, 7.6 rpg, 1.4 apg in 40 games)

Cleveland trades: SF Darius Miles (8.9 ppg, 4.4 rpg, 2.2 apg in 24.2 minutes)
C Zydrunas Illgauskas (14.1 ppg, 7.6 rpg, 1.4 apg in 29.4 minutes)
Cleveland receives: SF Antawn Jamison (15.8 ppg, 6.4 rpg, 1.0 apg in 40 games)
PG Tony Delk (6.6 ppg, 2.0 rpg, 0.8 apg in 29 games)

TRADE ACCEPTED

or maybe a bit more realistic ...

Dallas trades: SF Antawn Jamison (15.8 ppg, 6.4 rpg, 1.0 apg in 30.2 minutes)
SF Eduardo Najera (3.3 ppg, 3.1 rpg, 0.4 apg in 13.7 minutes)
PG Tony Delk (6.6 ppg, 2.0 rpg, 0.8 apg in 16.3 minutes)
Dallas receives: PF Christian Laettner (6.7 ppg, 5.3 rpg, 2.1 apg in 23.1 minutes)
PG Brevin Knight (3.8 ppg, 2.0 rpg, 3.0 apg in 17.0 minutes)
PF Kwame Brown (9.4 ppg, 6.6 rpg, 1.5 apg in 26.6 minutes)
SF Darius Miles (8.9 ppg, 4.4 rpg, 2.2 apg in 24.2 minutes)

Washington trades: PF Christian Laettner (6.7 ppg, 5.3 rpg, 2.1 apg in 23.1 minutes)
PG Brevin Knight (3.8 ppg, 2.0 rpg, 3.0 apg in 17.0 minutes)
PF Kwame Brown (9.4 ppg, 6.6 rpg, 1.5 apg in 26.6 minutes)
Washington receives: C Zydrunas Illgauskas (14.1 ppg, 7.6 rpg, 1.4 apg in 40 games)

Cleveland trades: C Zydrunas Illgauskas (14.1 ppg, 7.6 rpg, 1.4 apg in 29.4 minutes)
SF Darius Miles (8.9 ppg, 4.4 rpg, 2.2 apg in 24.2 minutes)
Cleveland receives: SF Antawn Jamison (15.8 ppg, 6.4 rpg, 1.0 apg in 40 games)
SF Eduardo Najera (3.3 ppg, 3.1 rpg, 0.4 apg in 28 games)
PG Tony Delk (6.6 ppg, 2.0 rpg, 0.8 apg in 29 games)

TRADE ACCEPTED

01-18-2004, 09:56 PM	#11
seelenjaeger Diamond Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,655	RE: Weird Al Seelowitch Useless Trade of the Night Time for another double-team ... Dallas trades: SF Antawn Jamison (15.8 ppg, 6.4 rpg, 1.0 apg in 30.2 minutes) PG Tony Delk (6.6 ppg, 2.0 rpg, 0.8 apg in 16.3 minutes) Dallas receives: PF Etan Thomas (8.1 ppg, 7.0 rpg, 1.3 apg in 25.2 minutes) PF Kwame Brown (9.4 ppg, 6.6 rpg, 1.5 apg in 26.6 minutes) PF Christian Laettner (6.7 ppg, 5.3 rpg, 2.1 apg in 23.1 minutes) SF Darius Miles (8.9 ppg, 4.4 rpg, 2.2 apg in 24.2 minutes) Washington trades: PF Etan Thomas (8.1 ppg, 7.0 rpg, 1.3 apg in 25.2 minutes) PF Kwame Brown (9.4 ppg, 6.6 rpg, 1.5 apg in 26.6 minutes) PF Christian Laettner (6.7 ppg, 5.3 rpg, 2.1 apg in 23.1 minutes) Washington receives: C Zydrunas Illgauskas (14.1 ppg, 7.6 rpg, 1.4 apg in 40 games) Cleveland trades: SF Darius Miles (8.9 ppg, 4.4 rpg, 2.2 apg in 24.2 minutes) C Zydrunas Illgauskas (14.1 ppg, 7.6 rpg, 1.4 apg in 29.4 minutes) Cleveland receives: SF Antawn Jamison (15.8 ppg, 6.4 rpg, 1.0 apg in 40 games) PG Tony Delk (6.6 ppg, 2.0 rpg, 0.8 apg in 29 games) TRADE ACCEPTED or maybe a bit more realistic ... Dallas trades: SF Antawn Jamison (15.8 ppg, 6.4 rpg, 1.0 apg in 30.2 minutes) SF Eduardo Najera (3.3 ppg, 3.1 rpg, 0.4 apg in 13.7 minutes) PG Tony Delk (6.6 ppg, 2.0 rpg, 0.8 apg in 16.3 minutes) Dallas receives: PF Christian Laettner (6.7 ppg, 5.3 rpg, 2.1 apg in 23.1 minutes) PG Brevin Knight (3.8 ppg, 2.0 rpg, 3.0 apg in 17.0 minutes) PF Kwame Brown (9.4 ppg, 6.6 rpg, 1.5 apg in 26.6 minutes) SF Darius Miles (8.9 ppg, 4.4 rpg, 2.2 apg in 24.2 minutes) Washington trades: PF Christian Laettner (6.7 ppg, 5.3 rpg, 2.1 apg in 23.1 minutes) PG Brevin Knight (3.8 ppg, 2.0 rpg, 3.0 apg in 17.0 minutes) PF Kwame Brown (9.4 ppg, 6.6 rpg, 1.5 apg in 26.6 minutes) Washington receives: C Zydrunas Illgauskas (14.1 ppg, 7.6 rpg, 1.4 apg in 40 games) Cleveland trades: C Zydrunas Illgauskas (14.1 ppg, 7.6 rpg, 1.4 apg in 29.4 minutes) SF Darius Miles (8.9 ppg, 4.4 rpg, 2.2 apg in 24.2 minutes) Cleveland receives: SF Antawn Jamison (15.8 ppg, 6.4 rpg, 1.0 apg in 40 games) SF Eduardo Najera (3.3 ppg, 3.1 rpg, 0.4 apg in 28 games) PG Tony Delk (6.6 ppg, 2.0 rpg, 0.8 apg in 29 games) TRADE ACCEPTED __________________ no one knows cunellies next move ...