HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MadApe ! (not belated this time ;-)… )

[Novice#41]

may your day be filled with:
the gentle breeze of happiness,
the beauty of a flower,
the sparkle of a star,
the glow of love.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ro !


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[u2sarajevo]

Happy Birthday....

I've been here 1 year and have been able to avoid a thrashing by you.... don't know how I've done it, but I sure am glad.

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[mavsfanforever]

me too. HB have a bunch of drinks.

[madape]

awww shucks. Thanks guys.

[Drbio]

Have a great one my friend!

Happy Birthday!

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Happy Birthday, MadApe! I hope it's a great year. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

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[MavsFanFinley]

Happy Birthday MadApe !!

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[Caliente]

Happy Birthday madape...............try not to wreak too much havoc on our fair city.............................[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

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[mavsman55]

Happy Birthday to the most straightforward/hilarious poster on this site. Have a good one man!

[Psychedelic Fuzz]

happy birthday Ape!

[Murphy3]

He is, perhaps, the most overrated poster here on the site...well, maybe not.

Did they ever find that island?

[irontoad]

Happy b-day dude, get sloshed!!

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[Max Power]

Happy birthday! Have a couple of extra drinks tonight in my name.

[Evilmav2]

Happy birthday Bud! See you at the crawfish festival today[img]i/expressions/beer.gif[/img]

[sike]

hope you had a good one...better late than never

[Murphy3]

Just a thought or two from Madape

I've got the solution - Instead of letting gays marry each other and have sex and stuff right here in God's country, we should instead just send them back home to where they came from - errr.. I mean, lets give them their own country where they can rule themselves. Maybe that can be part of the peace process in Liberia. We can install a gay ruled government (homogarcy?) and rename the country "Liberia Her Way". They can marry each other there, perform sodomy in public, maybe even adopt kids if they can find any orphaned ones left over from the rebellion. If they can't find any at the very least they can throw a bib and bonnet on a baboon or some other type of indigenous monkey. Gay mothers don't produce breast milk that I'm aware of, so it's probably better off they get monkeys instead of real humans. I read an article that claimed breast milk was essential to the early stages of human child development. I've never read anything claiming the same about baboons and breast milk. You know, when you think about it, this may be the most efficient way to handle the surplus of baboon orphans and the surplus of childless gay couples. It sounds like fate if you ask me. Lets bring them together.


Baboons aside, at least we know that in two hundred years Liberia wouldn't be in the midst of another bloody civil war. Perhaps in the midst of a Vegas-style dance performance with fabulous music and delicious Cher impersonators... but never a bloody civil war. If they include the baboons, the performance just might be entertaining enough for straight people. Liberia tourism would quadruple!

Just a random thought. Probably not a good one. But what's not to like? Honest, hard working, Americans wouldn't have to share space with wierd gay people who have sex with each other in ways God does not intend. Gays on the other hand would get to live in a place where they can frolic freely among people of their own kind without the fear of persecution. It sounds like a win-win situation.

But gays have rights you say? They may actually WANT to live here? They are true, blue blooded Americans who deserve to be given the same opportunities and to experience the same things you or I take for granted? OK, I suppose you have a point. On second thought, forget I mentioned anything.

[mavsman55]

I've got the solution - Instead of letting gays marry each other and have sex and stuff right here in God's country, we should instead just send them back home to where they came from - errr.. I mean, lets give them their own country where they can rule themselves. Maybe that can be part of the peace process in Liberia. We can install a gay ruled government (homogarcy?) and rename the country "Liberia Her Way". They can marry each other there, perform sodomy in public, maybe even adopt kids if they can find any orphaned ones left over from the rebellion. If they can't find any at the very least they can throw a bib and bonnet on a baboon or some other type of indigenous monkey. Gay mothers don't produce breast milk that I'm aware of, so it's probably better off they get monkeys instead of real humans. I read an article that claimed breast milk was essential to the early stages of human child development. I've never read anything claiming the same about baboons and breast milk. You know, when you think about it, this may be the most efficient way to handle the surplus of baboon orphans and the surplus of childless gay couples. It sounds like fate if you ask me. Lets bring them together.


Baboons aside, at least we know that in two hundred years Liberia wouldn't be in the midst of another bloody civil war. Perhaps in the midst of a Vegas-style dance performance with fabulous music and delicious Cher impersonators... but never a bloody civil war. If they include the baboons, the performance just might be entertaining enough for straight people. Liberia tourism would quadruple!

Just a random thought. Probably not a good one. But what's not to like? Honest, hard working, Americans wouldn't have to share space with wierd gay people who have sex with each other in ways God does not intend. Gays on the other hand would get to live in a place where they can frolic freely among people of their own kind without the fear of persecution. It sounds like a win-win situation.

But gays have rights you say? They may actually WANT to live here? They are true, blue blooded Americans who deserve to be given the same opportunities and to experience the same things you or I take for granted? OK, I suppose you have a point. On second thought, forget I mentioned anything.

Absolute genious.