Very deep thoughts

[TheFlyingGooseman]

We should use van horn less next year so his stats will look ugly so we can sign him cheap when he is free.

[DubOverdose]

How 'bout we say Dirk is injured all season, bomb it, and get the #1 pick ala San Antonio.

[Misfit Mav]

Deep Thoughts:

If they ever come up with a swashbuckling School, I think one of the courses should be Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something.

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what is I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.

I wish I had a Kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away.

He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, "Dust to dust," some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he told the others, "I'll be waiting for you in heaven--with a gun."

[u2sarajevo]

If you're a tightrope walker, I bet one thing that really makes you mad is if you're walking on your rope and something goes flying by, and then later on you find out you were almost hit by the human Cannonball.

When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, ummmmm boy.

I think a good saying to remember, in case you ever get shot by a flaming arrow is, "Deal with the flame, then with the pain."

[Lebanese_Fan]

Originally posted by: DubOverdose
How 'bout we say Dirk is injured all season, bomb it, and get the #1 pick ala San Antonio.

Now that is deep. The problem is, i think we can win 40 games without dirk. We are too deep and talanted. BUMMER.

[bgantz]

I have a deeper thought, and i have been touting this idea so much that i even got cut off on chuck cooperstein's show just to say this. F-ing max out Dj Mbenga and DECLARE him to the fans that this man is the new cornerstone of the franchise at point guard and center!!! aejnafnfae!!!!

[bernardos70]

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.

As the evening sky faded from a salmon color to a sort of flint gray, I thought back to the salmon I caught that morning, and how gray he was, and how I named him Flint.

The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw.

If you are caught outside during a hurricane, and you need to grab onto a tree trunk, try to find a cork tree. (They're softer, and will better absorb involuntary head butts.) If you cannot find a cork tree, stretch out your arms and try to fly away.

[Lebanese_Fan]

LOOOOL, now that is some deep shit.

[mavsfanforever]

Some deep thoughts:

Maybe we could play Van horn more than Dirk next season and his stats will be so good that Minny will trade KG for KVH.

[Mavs414]

here is a deep thought why dont we just loose all of are games [img]i/expressions/thumbsdown.gif[/img]

[mavsfanforever]

deep thought again(man, I am getting good at this):
Bench Dirk for the entire season and bring him in an elimination game in the playoffs. This will throw the opposing coaches offguard and we will win a championship.

More thoughts on the way.

[JLEEHASMUCHGAME]

deleted... cause I am the suck.

just thought of one...

Holger said, "And that's your last lesson, son. I believe you are ready." Dirk, in astonishment exclaimed, "You're kidding right!? You mean to tell me that you were just making up stuff the whole time?!"

and another one...

what does it tell you about a man when on a Friday night in LA, he's posting his deepest thoughts on a Dallas Mavericks message board?.... hmmmmmmmm

last one... I promise.

if money is a root of all evil

then money squared is evil

if time is money

and women cost time and money

then what are women?

[mavsman55]

[JLEEHASMUCHGAME]

Nice.. I should have edited my original post to include "all evil" instead of just evil. Money^2 = all evil. LOL
Purely a joke people. It's meant for us socially challenged math heads.

[Joey]

Originally posted by: mavsman55

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This is sheer genius!

[Big Boy Laroux]

it's a shame that close families can be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs.