04-24-2008, 04:11 PM
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What if God was one of us?
You know
just a slob like one of us?
just a stranger on a bus trying to make his way home?
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04-24-2008, 04:13 PM
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Like a holy rolling stone?
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04-24-2008, 04:13 PM
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Do we all have this out of our system now?
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04-24-2008, 04:13 PM
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You guys are going to kill U2.
Seriously, we done?
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04-24-2008, 04:14 PM
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Wouldn't he just Turn The OTHER Cheek :-) ala Dirk?
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04-24-2008, 04:14 PM
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i have so many more what if's that i'm contemplating.
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04-24-2008, 04:14 PM
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It's not funny anymore.
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"I still go through it in my head," Nowitzki said. "One of my last nights in Germany [last month], I was trying to go to sleep, but I couldn't. I was thinking about the free throw I missed [late in Game 3], about different situations that happened in that series. I'll never forget it. It's going to stay in my mind until we win it all."
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04-24-2008, 04:15 PM
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you guys need to chill out, dang
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04-24-2008, 04:17 PM
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this is like a "free day" in high school. You know that kid who asks every effing day if it is a free day?
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04-24-2008, 04:18 PM
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i really don't think you're taking this basketball question seriously enough.
If Jesus played 2-guard for the mavs, could they come back and win the series?
(and don't anybody tell sike that Jesus can't dunk.)
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04-24-2008, 04:19 PM
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This and Underdog's was the only ones of these I thought were particularly funny. But yeah, U2 is going to kill us.
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John Madden on Former NFL Running Back Leroy Hoard: "You want one yard, he'll get you three. You want five yards, he'll get you three."
"Your'e a low-mentality drama gay queen!!" -- She_Growls
Last edited by LonghornDub; 04-24-2008 at 04:20 PM.
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04-24-2008, 04:19 PM
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These days being a fan is a competition to see who can be the most upset when
your team loses. That proves you love winning more. That's how it works.
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04-24-2008, 04:20 PM
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We all think you're funny P.D., so we are all happy.
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04-24-2008, 04:22 PM
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Bwahaha. We've clearly peaked with the 'what if's right here, right now.
Well done, Alex.
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04-24-2008, 04:23 PM
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Quote:
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We all think you're funny P.D., so we are all happy.
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I'm less funny than 2 girls 1 cup.
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John Madden on Former NFL Running Back Leroy Hoard: "You want one yard, he'll get you three. You want five yards, he'll get you three."
"Your'e a low-mentality drama gay queen!!" -- She_Growls
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04-24-2008, 04:25 PM
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never seen 2 girls 1 cup and I don't plan to.
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04-24-2008, 04:25 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ProdigyDub
I'm less funny than 2 girls 1 cup.
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Why did you have to bring that up? I'm gunna have nightmares again
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Monta Ellis is an All-Star.
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04-24-2008, 04:25 PM
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04-24-2008, 04:26 PM
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this thread has train-wrecked...
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These days being a fan is a competition to see who can be the most upset when
your team loses. That proves you love winning more. That's how it works.
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04-24-2008, 04:26 PM
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2 girls 1 dirk
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04-24-2008, 04:27 PM
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trainwreck hater.
U2 and the mods need to do a much better job policing this place.
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04-24-2008, 04:28 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ShaggyDirk
never seen 2 girls 1 cup and I don't plan to.
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A prudent decision.
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John Madden on Former NFL Running Back Leroy Hoard: "You want one yard, he'll get you three. You want five yards, he'll get you three."
"Your'e a low-mentality drama gay queen!!" -- She_Growls
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04-24-2008, 04:29 PM
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I still like Underdog's thread the mostest.
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04-24-2008, 04:30 PM
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I think this whole phenomenon is hilarious and makes me very happy in response to all the threads that contain nothing but negativity.
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04-24-2008, 04:33 PM
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It all comes down to making E.L. happy and me finding my cat!
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04-24-2008, 04:35 PM
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04-24-2008, 04:38 PM
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04-24-2008, 04:45 PM
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Quote:
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shaggy I just want you to know that i'm never gonna give you up.
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04-24-2008, 04:47 PM
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or desert me?
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04-24-2008, 04:50 PM
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7-8 what if threads in a single day... and the Mavs are only down 0-2.
Imagine the possibilities if they get swept.
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04-24-2008, 06:40 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TripleDipping
Imagine the possibilities if they get swept.
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thats a lot of what ifs!
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04-24-2008, 07:11 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ShaggyDirk
never seen 2 girls 1 cup and I don't plan to.
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What is it? I fear to google.
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04-24-2008, 07:29 PM
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just the thought of what it is, makes the lump in the back of my throat quiver.
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04-24-2008, 07:56 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Stranger
What is it? I fear to google.
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You have to see it to believe it.
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John Madden on Former NFL Running Back Leroy Hoard: "You want one yard, he'll get you three. You want five yards, he'll get you three."
"Your'e a low-mentality drama gay queen!!" -- She_Growls
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04-24-2008, 07:59 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ProdigyDub
You have to see it to believe it.
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No you don't...
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These days being a fan is a competition to see who can be the most upset when
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04-24-2008, 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Underdog
No you don't...
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Haha....
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John Madden on Former NFL Running Back Leroy Hoard: "You want one yard, he'll get you three. You want five yards, he'll get you three."
"Your'e a low-mentality drama gay queen!!" -- She_Growls
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04-24-2008, 08:38 PM
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No. I wouldn't even find out what it is about. You gain nothing. Trust me and my estranged cat.
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04-24-2008, 09:22 PM
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I don't think God would allow West touch his face. He would lightning bolt his a**
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04-24-2008, 11:35 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ProdigyDub
You have to see it to believe it.
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I've seen it and I still don't believe it.
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04-25-2008, 12:20 AM
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And thanks alex...I am now walking around the house singing "What if God was one of us?". appreciate that muches.
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