03-22-2002, 03:19 AM
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What is the absolute worst movie you've ever seen? I'm watching Glitter right now, which is why I bring it up. I think the worst movie I've ever seen though, was probably Mortal Kombat 2. That movie sucked such marvelous ass, I thought about walking out 3 minutes in and watching The Rainmaker...oh wait, I did.
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03-22-2002, 03:43 AM
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On Any Given Sunday
I walked out.
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03-22-2002, 04:14 AM
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blair witch project
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03-22-2002, 09:53 AM
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I think it was Eyes Wide Shut. I remember going to the movies to watch that crap. Everytime I thought it would end it just kept on. I almost wanted to walk out but then I would be wasting my money.
And I was thinking that it would start getting good as the movie went along, but it didn't. Total trash.
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03-22-2002, 09:56 AM
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Ocelot,
You went to the theatre to watch that suck ass movie.
Tell me your girlfriend made you go. I know you didn't walk up in there by yourself.
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03-22-2002, 09:56 AM
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Starship Troopers!!
No doubt there.
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03-22-2002, 09:57 AM
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my bad, your talking about Mortal Kombat 2, yeah that sucked too.
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03-22-2002, 12:23 PM
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Here are a couple of my least favorites:
Hollow Man: Never seen the antagonist come back to life so many times. Got it on pay per view with a friend, adn we were laughing through the entire climax.
Battlefield Earth: Heard it was terrible so I had to see it. It was terrible.
Crumb: I usually like Indie movies, but this was just an act of masterbation.
Recent stinker: Time Machine
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03-22-2002, 12:38 PM
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ghost dad
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03-22-2002, 03:26 PM
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Hercules goes to New York with Arnold
Curse of Inferno with Pauly Shore (filmed right here in Forney) lol
OzMavs, there has to be a worse flick than Starship Troopers down there in Oz....
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03-22-2002, 03:44 PM
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Gotta agree with Mortal Kombat 2. That movie was just PATHETIC, and unfortunately I did see it in the theaters. Street Fighter, starring Jean Claude "I can't act" Van Damme, was also pretty heinous.
The only movie I've walked out of though is the one with Tim Allen and Kirstie Alley, where they're posing as an Amish couple. I think it's called "For Richer or Poorer" or something like that.
I'm sure there are worst movies but I just can't think of any right now.
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03-22-2002, 03:50 PM
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"Wrongfully Accused" with Leslie Nielsen. The only movie I ever walked out of. I didn't even want to see it, but I was with some of my more retarded friends who just HAD to see a comedy, and it was the only one at the 6-plex. I kept telling them, "ya'll aren't going to like this," and sure enough, about 10 minutes into it... we left. Kinda pissed me off because I don't like leaving. But it was BAD.
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03-22-2002, 04:28 PM
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Joe Dirt..hands down.
So so bad.
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03-22-2002, 04:42 PM
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Oh yeah, Forces of Nature absolutely sucked Roseanne ass. Baeowolf (is that the right spelling) with the Highlander dude in it was pretty bad as well.
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03-22-2002, 04:53 PM
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Hollow man wasn't so much bad, as it was offensive. The rape scene was so bad, i actually thought about writing a letter in complaint.
My call for worst movie (and in my opinion you guys aren't trying very hard) is Hardware.
I saw this movie in highschool. Me and my friends hated it so much, we stood outside the theater afterwards for twenty minutes telling people purchasing tickets not to see the movie. We did this until the theater manager gave us our money back. It was bad, really bad, but not in a laughably bad sense, it was just awful.
Another one is Guilty As Sin with Rebecca De Mornay and Don Johnson. This movie bit as well. But it was laughably bad.
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03-22-2002, 07:36 PM
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Two Words for ya: Cool World. Nuff Said, it was absolutely pathetic
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03-23-2002, 03:53 PM
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Blair Witch- I thought I was going to see the scariest movie ever made. Instead- well, who knows what the hell that movie was, I know it wasnt scary
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03-23-2002, 05:34 PM
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il iked blair witch
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03-23-2002, 05:36 PM
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I agree with reeds...Blair Witch sucked...especially after all that hype.
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03-23-2002, 05:48 PM
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Blair Witch did suck, did anyone see the 2nd one? I think I was laughing the whole time.
Just remember another movie, Here On Earth *argh* That movie was awful, I wanted to slap everyone involved in the making of it.
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03-23-2002, 05:52 PM
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The first one sucked so bad that there was no way in hell I was going to pay for the second one.
Ugh!
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03-23-2002, 10:02 PM
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and bicentenial man
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03-23-2002, 10:04 PM
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i loved blair witch..awesome movie.
honestly, i think you have to be a very creative person to really get into blair witch. if you go into it being very cynical and don't allow your thoughts to wander and place yourself into the shoes of the people in the movie,..well, then you wouldn't enjoy it.
yes, bicentennial man sucked horribly bad
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03-23-2002, 10:46 PM
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What is invisible and smells like worms? Bird farts.
That was the best line in Bicentennial man. It did suck.
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03-24-2002, 12:01 AM
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Cabin Boy - I was depressed for days that I paid money to see it at a theatre. I thought about suing the filmmaker for pain and suffering.
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03-24-2002, 12:04 AM
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I watched Blair Witch from the front row and it gave me the worst damn headache and crick in my neck. I actually found it entertaining though, and the ending was rather surprising. Not something I'd watch again though.
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03-24-2002, 08:39 PM
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no, it's definitely a movie you watch once
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07-31-2003, 02:31 PM
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The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
Add Gigli to the list
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07-31-2003, 02:48 PM
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The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
Vanilla Sky
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07-31-2003, 02:54 PM
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RE: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
The Haunting
Vanilla Sky
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07-31-2003, 03:09 PM
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RE: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
I've already walked out of two movies this year - Dumb and Dumberer and Two weeks notice
I also remember paying to see a movie called "Fast Food" when I was in middle school. Needless to say, it wasn't up to the high standard laid down by it's predecessor, "Hamburger, the motion picture", which I also paid to see. I paid to see Earnest Goes to Camp, which many people would label a terrible movie, but which I think is pure genius. The first movie I ever saw in a theatre was "Popeye" starring Robin Williams. I don't remember much about it since I was only four years old at the time, but history has not treated it kindly. And I know that Step Mom has a certain following, but if a movie could ever be classified as a torture device, this is it. By the way MFFL - I absolutely LOVED Cabin Boy. It's one of my all time favorite comedies. I also liked Crossroads starring Brittney Spears. Some friends and I played a drinking game where the rules stated that every time something stupid occured in the movie, everyone drinks. Needless to say, I almost pickled my liver that night.
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07-31-2003, 03:18 PM
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The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
maid in manhatten, it wasnt the move that was so bad, as much as the person...but still it was the worst time of my life, boring as hell.
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07-31-2003, 03:26 PM
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The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
You people haven't seen enough movies. I still challenge you to sit through Hardware. Or Jaque Tati's "Mr. Hulot's Holiday".
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07-31-2003, 03:29 PM
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RE: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
Triple X and all useless "Roadtrip ..." and alike.
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07-31-2003, 03:32 PM
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The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
Road Trip was awesome, any movie with Sean William Scott is awesome.
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07-31-2003, 03:42 PM
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The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
Darkness Falls. If you ever want to see a "horror film" that will make you laugh, this is for you.
And as for bad acting, I'm still plumping for Ben Affleck and Alec Baldwin in "Pearl Harbor". Actually, I'd put the movie itself on my top 10 bad movie list, just for the incredible cheese/predictability/wooden acting factors alone.
I can't believe no one has mentioned Kazaam! Or is it that no one has seen it? Better yet, will no one admit to having seen it?
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07-31-2003, 03:48 PM
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The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
It's tough to choose just one, there's been so many bad flicks:
My Private Idaho
Vanilla Sky
Dude Where's My Car
Escanaba in Da Moonlight
Rules of Attraction
The list could continue forever...each of them being unbelieveable horrible in their own ways.
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07-31-2003, 03:52 PM
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RE: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
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07-31-2003, 04:00 PM
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The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
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no, no, no...you're forgetting about Freddy Got Fingered! Now that's comedic genius!!!
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07-31-2003, 04:01 PM
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The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
My nominees:
Gosford Park
Drop Dead Gorgeous
I Spy
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