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02-15-2004, 11:33 PM
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Israelis use lard to save their bacon.
Suicide bombing 'pig fat threat'
A leading Israeli rabbi has proposed hanging bags of pig fat in buses to deter Muslim suicide bombers who may want to avoid contact with an "unclean" animal. The idea was suggested to police by Rabbi Eliezer Fisher. The newspaper Maariv said rabbinical authorities had sanctioned the plan to use the product - considered impure by Jews and Muslims - if it might save lives. Police had no immediate comment on the proposal, according to Reuters news agency. Israeli Deputy Defence Minister Yaacov Edri said he supported the proposal. "If bags of pig lard will prevent zealous Muslim terrorists from carrying out attacks, I'm all for it," Maariv quoted him as saying.
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02-15-2004, 11:42 PM
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RE:Israelis use lard to save their bacon.
Funny...just earlier tonight..
I answered a PM from our old friend, NowitzkiProphecy who lives in Israel... He graduates high school this May and goes into compulsory military service in the fall.. So now I'll have to write him back....and ask "What's this about your pig fat BOMBS !!!" The world just gets stranger ...and stranger.
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02-16-2004, 11:06 AM
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RE: Israelis use lard to save their bacon.
"For Love or War, everything is allowed". (Mexican saying)
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02-16-2004, 11:26 AM
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RE: Israelis use lard to save their bacon.
Well, these are the same people who allow thousands get trampled to death in religious ceremonies "God's will". It is it that much more ridiculous to think that splattering your brains on top of pigs blood will keep you out of heaven? It's not enough to just blow up the currupt Jews anymore. God wants nice Muslim warriors to kill as many as possible, while still still keeping their own blood splatters clean of evil swine fat. To God, a small speck of hog blood mixed with your own must mean eternal damnation. What is this world coming to? It mush be so hard to be a good Muslim these days.
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02-16-2004, 03:41 PM
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RE:Israelis use lard to save their bacon.
lol, very very strange
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02-17-2004, 01:33 AM
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RE:Israelis use lard to save their bacon.
More power to the Israelis. Now if they could only perfect a security fence made of bacon.
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02-17-2004, 09:12 AM
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RE:Israelis use lard to save their bacon.
The new Isreali defense minister has been through the wars:
 a covert operation from his early years: 
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