My trade to fix everything

[grbh]

Dallas trades: 1 Pile of Poop (3 poops 15.4 minutes)
1 Sneaker (stinks in 19.2 minutes)
1 Sweaty jock (Can be used as slingshot 30.6 minutes)

Dallas receives: PF Jermaine O'Neal (20.1 ppg, 10.0 rpg, 2.1 apg in 35.7 minutes)
C Jamaal Magloire (13.7 ppg, 10.3 rpg, 1.1 apg in 33.9 minutes)
PG Kirk Hinrich (12.0 ppg, 3.4 rpg, 6.8 apg in 35.6 minutes)

TRADE ACCEPTED

Due to Dallas, Indiana, New Orleans and Chicago being over the cap, the 15% trade rule is invoked. Dallas, Indiana, New Orleans and Chicago had to be no more than 115% plus $100,000 of the salary given out for the trade to be accepted, which did happen here. This trade satisfies the provisions of the Collective Bargaining Agreement.

Why Dallas does it: Well you can generate more poo, and buy sneakers and a jokc at oshmans. O'Neal, Magloire, and Hinrich are all young players with lots of talent. They play defense, and solve the big man problem. The contracts of Magloire, Hinrich, and Oneal are all moveable at a later date.

Why Indy, Chicago, and New Orleans does it: Because realgm told me so.

[#41]

lol

[DubOverdose]

JO can stay in the locker room and do laundry. How 'bout we get AK47 instead?

[rakesh.s]

i'll probably get flamed for this..but i think o'neal is overrated big time(nowhere near MVP candidate)..he's a good defender..but he disappears offensively when he is needed the most

[u2sarajevo]

Originally posted by: rakesh.s
i'll probably get flamed for this..but i think o'neal is overrated big time(nowhere near MVP candidate)..he's a good defender..but he disappears offensively when he is needed the most

That's so true rakesh. We could do so much more with the pile of poop.

[DevinHarriswillstart]

Originally posted by: rakesh.s
i'll probably get flamed for this..but i think o'neal is overrated big time(nowhere near MVP candidate)..he's a good defender..but he disappears offensively when he is needed the most

No, you're right. Anytime a power forward shoots 43 percent or under from the field, you aren't efficient offensively. Antoine Walker for example.

[u2sarajevo]

Originally posted by: DevinHarriswillstart

No, you're right. Anytime a power forward shoots 43 percent or under from the field, you aren't efficient offensively. Antoine Walker for example.

I assumed Walker was the Sweaty Jock.

[SeriousSummer]

I'm sorry. This deal is barred by the CBA. Dallas has had the pile of poop for less than sixty days, so it can only be traded by itself, not combined with other assets in a deal.

[irontoad]

Originally posted by: u2sarajevo

That's so true rakesh. We could do so much more with the pile of poop.

Agreed, the pile 'o poop can definitely be an offensive threat; no defenders want to go near it usually, because of the stankiness. Hence, the poop is many times wide open with a good look at the basket.

[EricaLubarsky]

I'll say it again; just because it works on RealGM TradeChecker doesnt mean it's plausible or probable. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

I think we need a discussion on whether we really want Magloire, O'Neal and Hinrich where we all whine about giving up the pile of poo

I think the thread also needs a tag of "must read" "please look inside" and "tell me what you think"

[u2sarajevo]

You know grbh I was thinking.... we should get a third team involved. Think you could swing that? I bet we could get Mourning or something like that if we threw in a sock. [img]i/expressions/moon.gif[/img]

[Richie41]

If we didn't make any trades, Nelly could still generate an offense.

The Sweaty Jock can play as point forward wearing the Sneaker. With that combo he could stink his way into the offense, using the the Pile of Poop as screen to get to the basket.

More good news would include the fact that we would actually have a good Defense, being so stinky that we can finally cover all the shots of players and alter some shots.

Unfortunately that would mean the sweaty jock would complain about minutes until he averages about 50 a game.

[reggiemiller]

I agree about the fg % but JO still owns. Name one center/pf in the east thats better than JO. (please don't say Shaq)

[u2sarajevo]

Shaq

[bernardos70]

The Problem there, reggie, is that he'd be playing in the West.

I think we are too quick to discount the pile o' poop's upside. It has the potential to develop into a cloud of flies which could fly around in the court biting opponent players and contaminating them with typhoid fever and the likes. By the second half we would pull the flies, subbing them with the jockstrap. Players with over 104 degrees of fever aren't as mobile.

[u2sarajevo]

The Problem there, reggie, is that he'd be playing in the West.

I think we are too quick to discount the pile o' poop's upside. It has the potential to develop into a cloud of flies which could fly around in the court biting opponent players and contaminating them with typhoid fever and the likes. By the second half we would pull the flies, subbing them with the jockstrap. Players with over 104 degrees of fever aren't as mobile.

Genius

[bernardos70]

Except Typhoid Fever can't be transmitted by flies, as google has just revealed. And since you quoted me I can't edit my original message and hide that I was in fact talking out of my anus.

[EricaLubarsky]

Originally posted by: bernardos70
Except Typhoid Fever can't be transmitted by flies, as google has just revealed. And since you quoted me I can't edit my original message and hide that I was in fact talking out of my anus.

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[grbh]

think we are too quick to discount the pile o' poop's upside. It has the potential to develop into a cloud of flies which could fly around in the court biting opponent players and contaminating them with typhoid fever and the likes. By the second half we would pull the flies, subbing them with the jockstrap. Players with over 104 degrees of fever aren't as mobile.

man, what a homer