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aexchange · 05-04-2005, 12:22 PM

Dirkismyhomeboy.com

I think the little lady and I are going to buy 2 shirts. Anyone else?

Chicago JK · 05-04-2005, 12:32 PM

Please tell me that guy in the leopard skin outfit is a Rocket fan???

Simon2 · 05-04-2005, 12:51 PM

No. That guy is always there and he always wears outrageous outfits. He's a bigtime Mavs fan.

EricaLubarsky · 05-04-2005, 02:00 PM

D-M.com shoulda linked these. I'm buying 2 right now. One in light blue and one in white.

Speedy · 05-04-2005, 02:06 PM

Q: When is it time to change celebration dance?

A: When a guy in a leopard skin suit looks at you like your embarrassing yourself.

EricaLubarsky · 05-04-2005, 02:12 PM

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Originally posted by: Speedy

Q: When is it time to change celebration dance?

A: When a guy in a leopard skin suit looks at you like your embarrassing yourself.

I tried to keep that laugh inside, but it burst out. LMAO.

RocketsRule · 05-04-2005, 05:46 PM

now this is funny:

Phil Helmuth · 05-04-2005, 06:26 PM

incredibly lame. Im speechless. Terrible

Ninkobei · 05-04-2005, 06:47 PM

rated R eh? hehe

dirno2000 · 05-04-2005, 06:56 PM

YOU'RE JON BARRY DAMMIT!!! IN 14 YEARS YOU'VE NEVER MANAGED TO AVERAGE DOUBLE FIGURES AND 8 TEAMS HAVE DECIDED THAT THEY WERE BETTER OFF WITHOUT YOU...INCLUDING THE HAWKS...TWICE!!!

LRB · 05-04-2005, 07:25 PM

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Originally posted by: Ninkobei
rated R eh? hehe

Yeah for Really lame.

DubOverdose · 05-04-2005, 07:43 PM

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Originally posted by: RocketsRule
now this is funny:

Murder? hahaha! Houston fans that compare a blown call to murder=hillarious. It wasn't Mike's fault the call wasn't made.

Thespiralgoeson · 05-04-2005, 07:50 PM

32 years of losing? I think he's done a lot more winning than T-mac.

Speedy · 05-04-2005, 08:25 PM

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Originally posted by: DubOverdose

Murder? hahaha! Houston fans that compare a blown call to murder=hillarious. It wasn't Mike's fault the call wasn't made.

Rockets fans obsession with that play is becoming a little scary. Almost " LACES OUT, DAN!" scary.

RocketsRule · 05-04-2005, 08:47 PM

lol @ the mavs fans getting pissed off over a picture. calm down you girls.

endtroducing · 05-04-2005, 08:51 PM

Mr. Sura, is that you?

Mavs_fun_fan · 05-04-2005, 08:54 PM

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Originally posted by: RocketsRule
lol @ the mavs fans getting pissed off over a picture. calm down you girls.

Were laughing at you anal retentive rockets fans you fool. Its hilarious to watch your obsession of one play when the real reason you lost is because your players failed to make plays when presented with the chance.

That picture doesn't make anyone mad its a joke and a juvenial one at best. Its like watching a bunch of teenagers giggle and laugh, it just makes a grown up shake his head at its sillyness.

noise · 05-04-2005, 09:07 PM

fin4life · 05-04-2005, 09:57 PM

You rocket fans have too much time on your hands.

Back to the topic.... I bought a shirt

noise · 05-04-2005, 10:13 PM

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dude1394 · 05-04-2005, 11:01 PM

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Originally posted by: noise

This is the one that really gets houstons goat. Right up the highway there is a football team that has 5 superbowls and is arguably the most storied in the country, and those poor suckers can't even hang on to theirs.

In the state of texas, you can't hold onto your football team. No wonder they have such an inferiority complex. Something must be smaller down there.

XERXES · 05-04-2005, 11:09 PM

Mavs fan here. I bought a shirt. We've talked about the leopard skin suit dude in the Lounge several times before. Every time I see him (and I see him all over town) I think of the end of European Vacation where they buy all those ridiculous clothes...

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Phil Helmuth · 05-04-2005, 11:17 PM

Do we not have moderators at this site? WHAT THE HELL!?

noise · 05-04-2005, 11:23 PM

Hi, I just post some pics which happen to be funny to me. I did not use any bad word, and if you can not tolerate humor here, what can I say... ( I just noticed that you dont have any pic in your sig)

Chiwas · 05-04-2005, 11:30 PM

123...7:00 party at my friends house dr.dre want me to

Sing new tunes and turn the place insideout I said...maby if mr.grady ill let

Me out of detenchion and ill talk my mom out susption while Im cooking

Pancakes in the kitching at the same time making wishes hoping that theyll come

True cause its the only thing to do and if they do come true my life want be

So blue when I say make some you say noise make some

noise make some noise every body

Make some noise ...now the party aready is jumping..people left the nextdoors

Neighbors party to come knocking on are door cause the music got more and more

Loud while I chowd sandwitches singing making more noise the party got so wild

The police came while I listing to the negihbor say 2can play at that game the

People at the party were so insane and when the police left I herd dr.dre say

{reapeat chours 7times and on 6th time fade}

Stitch Jones · 05-05-2005, 12:39 AM

Man, screw the Homeboy shirt...where can I get my hands on one of those leopard-skin suits? The electric-blue boots are slammin'!

Phil Helmuth · 05-05-2005, 12:43 AM

hi my name noise. Me post funny picture. I go back to clutchfans.net and laf with all my cronies. Me thinks me is the funniest man alive. i just happen to post pictures on dallas board. My team lose 3 in a row. Soon to be 4. My 2 dads say I need to get off computer now and do my chores. Dont want to get grounded. Bye bye -noise

LRB · 05-05-2005, 12:51 AM

I guess it's true what they say about photoshop: any moron can use it. [img]i/expressions/anim_roller.gif[/img]

EricaLubarsky · 05-05-2005, 12:55 AM

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Originally posted by: LRB
I guess it's true what they say about photoshop: any moron can use it. [img]i/expressions/anim_roller.gif[/img]

a little too close to home there, LRB. I did post this this morning

Thespiralgoeson · 05-05-2005, 01:13 AM

I think all of us here should thank Noise, and the rest of the Rocketfans that keep posting here for their wonderful contributions. They just bring so much to the table, and really let us see things from the other team's perspective, and they lead to such insightful, thought-provoking discussions. Really folks, I think these people bring up some very interesting points that should be looked into, such as Dirk being a flopper, the refs being on Cuban's payroll, Cuban and David Stern being a homosexual couple, Finley being a loser, Yao being the target of a conspiracy, Dirk being a flopper, Stern being a Mavs fan, Dirk being a flopper, how cool that "3" hand signal is, and of course, Dirk being a flopper.

AnMan21 · 05-05-2005, 08:12 AM

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Originally posted by: EricaLubarsky

Quote:

Originally posted by: Speedy

Q: When is it time to change celebration dance?

A: When a guy in a leopard skin suit looks at you like your embarrassing yourself.

I tried to keep that laugh inside, but it burst out. LMAO.

so did i, but it was like a volcano churning....then i scanned down and read this post and it exploded!

on another note, i'm sure most have seen this, but for those that haven't: Dynamite

TripleDipping · 05-05-2005, 09:19 AM

Actually I kinda enjoyed the pictures. Even the kings need jesters to humor them. I rather see funny pictures than reading retarded stuff like "Mavs are the suck".

LRB · 05-05-2005, 10:39 AM

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Originally posted by: TripleDipping
Actually I kinda enjoyed the pictures. Even the kings need jesters to humor them. I rather see funny pictures than reading retarded stuff like "Mavs are the suck".

Hey, I thought "Mavs are the suck" was one of the funniest things I've read in a long time. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]