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Best SEINFELD episode/quotes!!
Hi, this thread is for everyone to come together and talk about their favorite episode(s) of the best show of all time..SEINFELD--starring Jerry, George, Elaine, Kramer..and of course NEWMAN!
If you would like tell what your favorite episode was, or favorite parts of the show, or quotes, or even funny things that people may not notice or trivia..basically anything about Seinfeld. i'll go first, i like the Chicken Roaster episode, Kramer and Jerry switch apartments and they turn into each other, they start acting like the other one, meanwhile George is dating some girl who hates him, and Elaine is buying all this crap because she can as the president. Hello Newman..... now its your turn... |
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09-07-2006, 10:52 AM
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"HEELLLLOOOOOOOO. La, La, Lah."
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09-07-2006, 11:08 AM
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Episode where Elaine is trying to make it to a friends wedding and the train she is riding stops, lights go off and she's going nuts, you can hear her thoughts. The lights suddenly turn on and the train seems to start moving and she is so happy, then they turn off and you hear her thoughts: "Mother F....".
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09-07-2006, 11:37 AM
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My second best episode is the bubble boy where he is trying to choke George. That is hilarious!
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09-07-2006, 11:38 AM
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How about this Kramer line?
"My boys are free and loving every minute of it!" |
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09-07-2006, 11:39 AM
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09-07-2006, 11:41 AM
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09-07-2006, 11:50 AM
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"We were on a break!!!!"
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09-07-2006, 11:56 AM
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"So he's Bizarro Jerry."
"Bizarro Jerry?" "Yeah, like Bizarro Superman, Superman's exact opposite, who lives in the backwards Bizarro world. Up is down, down is up, he says hello when he leaves, goodbye when he arrives." "Shouldn't he say badbye? Isn't that the opposite of goodbye?" "No, it's still goodbye." "Does he live underwater?" "No." "Is he black?" "Look, just forget the whole thing."
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09-07-2006, 12:01 PM
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Also, "Let's watch them carve this fat bastard up."
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09-07-2006, 12:05 PM
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The one with the Texans hanging out with George.
"You a big drinker George?" "Well mabye not as much as this bastard" Also, the one where George puts a tape recorder in his brief case, and tries to figure out the --galonk "Dear God"-- or whatever. |
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09-07-2006, 12:41 PM
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Kramer hits golf balls into the ocean, and George gets to be a marine biologist
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09-07-2006, 01:26 PM
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heres a really good site for seinfeld quotes seperated by episode..i've been going there for years to get all my genius away messages..
http://www.pkmeco.com/seinfeld/ |
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09-07-2006, 01:30 PM
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Kramer: Say you got a big job interview, and You're a little nervous well throw back a couple shot of Hennigan's and You'll be as loose as a goose and ready to roll in no time, and because it's odorless, why it'll be our little secret. (Kramer singing): H.E double N.
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09-07-2006, 04:19 PM
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I liked that one episode where they made lots of funny jokes
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09-07-2006, 04:24 PM
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"My boys can swim!"
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 "He's as valuable as anyone. The most unusual thing is that they lose last year's MVP and still get better. It's unheard of." "For a team as good as the Mavs, the regular season is just 82 practice games until the real season begins." -G-Man "We wanted this for Dirk because of his heart, his class, his work ethic, his humility, his sense of humor, his respect for the game, and his respect for people." |
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09-07-2006, 04:24 PM
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"But I don't wanna be a pirate!"
I love how he says it, it's hilarious. When his voice goes all high when he gets mad is the funniest thing.
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"He's as valuable as anyone. The most unusual thing is that they lose last year's MVP and still get better. It's unheard of." "For a team as good as the Mavs, the regular season is just 82 practice games until the real season begins." -G-Man "We wanted this for Dirk because of his heart, his class, his work ethic, his humility, his sense of humor, his respect for the game, and his respect for people." |
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09-07-2006, 04:30 PM
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My favorite episode is "The Outing" where the NYU reporter thinks Jerry and George are gay. The whole episode they keep saying "Now she thinks we're gay..not that there's anything wrong with that..." The best part is where Kramer comes in and is upset that they've "kept" this from him.
"Come on Jerry the masqarade is over, you're thin, neat, single" "So are you." "Well yeah" and then he does this hilarious vintage Kramer thing that I can't describe well, you have to see it. Seinfeld rocks. Definetly one of my favorite shows.
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"He's as valuable as anyone. The most unusual thing is that they lose last year's MVP and still get better. It's unheard of." "For a team as good as the Mavs, the regular season is just 82 practice games until the real season begins." -G-Man "We wanted this for Dirk because of his heart, his class, his work ethic, his humility, his sense of humor, his respect for the game, and his respect for people." Last edited by nashtymavsfan13; 09-07-2006 at 04:31 PM. |
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09-07-2006, 05:53 PM
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A couple of favorite scenes:
GEORGE: Why don't they have salsa on the table? JERRY: What do you need salsa for? GEORGE: Salsa is now the number one condiment in America. JERRY: You know why? Because people like to say "salsa." "Excuse me, do you have salsa?" "We need more salsa." "Where is the salsa? No salsa?" GEORGE: You know it must be impossible for a Spanish person to order seltzer and not get salsa. (Angry) "I wanted seltzer, not salsa." JERRY: "Don't you know the difference between seltzer and salsa?? You have the seltezer after the salsa!" GEORGE: See, this should be a show. This is the show. JERRY: I don't understand, I made a reservation, do you have my reservation? RENTAL CAR AGENT: Yes, we do, unfortunately we ran out of cars. JERRY: But the reservation keeps the car here. That's why you have the reservation. RENTAL CAR AGENT: I know why we have reservations. JERRY: I don't think you do. If you did, I'd have a car. See, you know how to take the reservation, you just don't know how to *hold* the reservation and that's really the most important part of the reservation, the holding. Anybody can just take them. |
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09-07-2006, 06:34 PM
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Ya know, a muffin can be very filling
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09-07-2006, 07:08 PM
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The ending of Marine Biologist where George exlains how he saved the whale by removing Kramers golf ball is a classic...thats my fav episode.
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09-07-2006, 08:51 PM
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"He's as valuable as anyone. The most unusual thing is that they lose last year's MVP and still get better. It's unheard of." "For a team as good as the Mavs, the regular season is just 82 practice games until the real season begins." -G-Man "We wanted this for Dirk because of his heart, his class, his work ethic, his humility, his sense of humor, his respect for the game, and his respect for people." |
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09-07-2006, 08:52 PM
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Another one of my fav episodes is the Soup Nazi, lol.
"No soup for you!!!"
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"He's as valuable as anyone. The most unusual thing is that they lose last year's MVP and still get better. It's unheard of." "For a team as good as the Mavs, the regular season is just 82 practice games until the real season begins." -G-Man "We wanted this for Dirk because of his heart, his class, his work ethic, his humility, his sense of humor, his respect for the game, and his respect for people." |
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09-08-2006, 12:00 PM
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what about when george takes a nap under his desk? haha, ive wanted to take a nap under my desk for months!
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09-08-2006, 12:33 PM
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What is the deal with _____?
[90% of the jokes in the little "standup routine" at the beginning of the show...]
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09-08-2006, 12:55 PM
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GEORGE: You know what I would like to do? I would really like to have sex with a tall
woman. I mean really tall. Like a like a giant Like six five. JERRY: Really? GEORGE: What was the tallest woman you ever slept with? JERRY: I don't know … six three. GEORGE: Wow, … god! You see this is all I think about. Sleeping with a giant. It's my life's ambition. classsic George
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09-08-2006, 06:20 PM
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"He's as valuable as anyone. The most unusual thing is that they lose last year's MVP and still get better. It's unheard of." "For a team as good as the Mavs, the regular season is just 82 practice games until the real season begins." -G-Man "We wanted this for Dirk because of his heart, his class, his work ethic, his humility, his sense of humor, his respect for the game, and his respect for people." |
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09-09-2006, 11:38 PM
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Greatness.
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"He's as valuable as anyone. The most unusual thing is that they lose last year's MVP and still get better. It's unheard of." "For a team as good as the Mavs, the regular season is just 82 practice games until the real season begins." -G-Man "We wanted this for Dirk because of his heart, his class, his work ethic, his humility, his sense of humor, his respect for the game, and his respect for people." |
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I was finally able to find it!! Some of my favorite parts of my favorite episode. Pure greatness.
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"He's as valuable as anyone. The most unusual thing is that they lose last year's MVP and still get better. It's unheard of." "For a team as good as the Mavs, the regular season is just 82 practice games until the real season begins." -G-Man "We wanted this for Dirk because of his heart, his class, his work ethic, his humility, his sense of humor, his respect for the game, and his respect for people." |
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09-16-2006, 04:07 AM
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Some hilarious bloopers:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8mjvWoQebjU http://youtube.com/watch?v=bLHKgECfsZg
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and "Are you the master of your domain?"
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Bump.
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"He's as valuable as anyone. The most unusual thing is that they lose last year's MVP and still get better. It's unheard of." "For a team as good as the Mavs, the regular season is just 82 practice games until the real season begins." -G-Man "We wanted this for Dirk because of his heart, his class, his work ethic, his humility, his sense of humor, his respect for the game, and his respect for people." |
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"He's as valuable as anyone. The most unusual thing is that they lose last year's MVP and still get better. It's unheard of." "For a team as good as the Mavs, the regular season is just 82 practice games until the real season begins." -G-Man "We wanted this for Dirk because of his heart, his class, his work ethic, his humility, his sense of humor, his respect for the game, and his respect for people." |
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