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Old 02-07-2008, 04:38 PM   #1
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Talking Gilbert Arenas interview
This is one of the funniest things I have ever read!

When asked about the worst physical pain he's ever experienced, Gil gives an answer, after the jump, that is possibly offensive and will almost definitely make you cringe:


"When I was new in the NBA the team veterans convinced me to shave, you know, down there, because they said the hair stinks. I used my girlfriend's razor, which was rusty and gave me keloids. The doctor prescribed medicine to dab on, but I just poured it all over. Three days later I woke up screaming. The skin was burnt off my scrotum, down to my crack, everything -- just raw flesh. I still had to run and play, so I used a numbing spray for a month until it healed. Now I use clippers
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Old 02-07-2008, 05:14 PM   #2
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Old 02-07-2008, 05:17 PM   #3
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Old 02-07-2008, 05:33 PM   #4
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Couldn't he just have said: "You don't want to know"!
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oh man. That's rich. How do you give yourself the go-ahead to use a rusty razor down there? Hibachi, indeed.
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