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Dirks Cuzin · 07-03-2003, 03:58 PM

Ill go first....

There was once a little boy name Shawn, who was an oompa loompa and lived in Salt Lake City next door to Karl Malone

Ummmmm Ok · 07-03-2003, 04:00 PM

can i go 2nd...

JoshHoward5 · 07-03-2003, 04:01 PM

His last name was Bradley, and he was very tall.

Dirks Cuzin · 07-03-2003, 04:39 PM

These particular oompa loomas, were carnivorous and loved to eat ppl like Madape

Mandyahl · 07-03-2003, 04:52 PM

karl malone didn't like having carnivourous oompa loompas living next door to him, so he decided to do something about it.

DNNF · 07-03-2003, 04:58 PM

He took his 18 wheeler and run him over and flattening him to a stick figure.

Mandyahl · 07-03-2003, 05:05 PM

but shawn didn't care that he looked like a stick figure; he still wanted to go after his dreams.

Chiwas · 07-03-2003, 05:35 PM

Shawn grabbed a pistol and killed himself.

End of Story.

Mandyahl · 07-03-2003, 05:37 PM

chiwas, you are no fun.

dallas_esq · 07-03-2003, 06:02 PM

At least Shawn tried to kill himself, but, of course, he missed.

Chiwas · 07-03-2003, 06:03 PM

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Originally posted by: Mandyahl
chiwas, you are no fun.

...suddenly Shawn resuscitated from the Land of the Dead and called Eddie to invite him a couple of Coronas.

("Corona" is a crown but also a circle of flowers used for funerals)

Mandyahl · 07-03-2003, 06:14 PM

so there shawn and eddie were, drinking coronas.

dallas_esq · 07-03-2003, 06:16 PM

Just then, a 3 mile an hour wind knocked Shawn over, spilling his Corona as well.

dallas_esq · 07-03-2003, 06:16 PM

Just then, a 3 mile an hour wind knocked Shawn over, spilling his Corona as well.

Mandyahl · 07-03-2003, 06:20 PM

shawn then realized he needed to bulk up, but he did absolutely nothing about it.

mavsfanforever · 07-03-2003, 06:43 PM

And then all the characters in this story died and thats the end of the story.

Mandyahl · 07-03-2003, 06:46 PM

yeah...this story is not going so well. dang it, we tried.

southern_sweets · 07-03-2003, 07:04 PM

Of course Eddie survived to carry on the human race.

mavsfanforever · 07-03-2003, 07:06 PM

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Originally posted by: southern_sweets
Of course Eddie survived to carry on the human race.

By himself. Thats kind of against the nature.

You need two to do that.

southern_sweets · 07-03-2003, 07:09 PM

I survived too and Eddie and I took on the burden of continuing the human race.

mavsfanforever · 07-03-2003, 07:14 PM

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Originally posted by: southern_sweets
I survived too and Eddie and I took on the burden of continuing the human race.

I see . I am so dumb not to assume that.

Anyway, eddie got attacked by mavsfanforever who also survived and mavsfanforever along with mandyahl whipped eddie's a$$. He is in coma and female doctors , Anna Kournikova & Martina Hingis , have told sweets that he will be in coma for 30 years.
Now mavsfanforever is the only man left on the planet with Anna and Martina and they have to save the human race. Rest of the story is xxx- rated.

senorfrog · 07-03-2003, 07:15 PM

Is this the non sequitor thread?

mavsfanforever · 07-03-2003, 07:18 PM

Okay senorfrog also survived and now mff and senor are left with Anna and Matina to save human race.

Chiwas · 07-03-2003, 07:26 PM

Chiwas was hidden in a tropical island with the Olsens twins, who had been 18 in the meantime. The human race was secured for mileniums.

mavsfanforever · 07-03-2003, 07:30 PM

Now chiwas, senor and mff are responsible for the human race.

All the new born babies were females.

southern_sweets · 07-03-2003, 07:54 PM

All of MFF's posts are void because they are more than one sentence.

southern_sweets · 07-03-2003, 07:55 PM

Eddie was not in a coma, but resting in between his moments with Sweets.

southern_sweets · 07-03-2003, 07:55 PM

All of Eddie and Sweets' children are boys.

MFFL · 07-03-2003, 08:09 PM

I told them the world's grossest joke and they cried.

southern_sweets · 07-03-2003, 08:20 PM

They quickly got over it as Eddie's children are tough.

mavsfanforever · 07-03-2003, 08:46 PM

mff came from the dead and was an evil after that and he joined hands with evilmav to kill everyone in sight.

southern_sweets · 07-03-2003, 08:47 PM

Luckily Eddie killed them both to save the world.

Chiwas · 07-03-2003, 08:49 PM

Mavs waived Eddie and the story is over.

THE END.

mavsfanforever · 07-03-2003, 08:52 PM

okay.

southern_sweets · 07-03-2003, 08:54 PM

And all the bad story tellers went away.

southern_sweets · 07-03-2003, 08:54 PM

Eddie, Sweets and their children are the heros of the new world.

Chiwas · 07-03-2003, 08:55 PM

Nobody survived.

Bye.

Go home.

This is over.

southern_sweets · 07-03-2003, 08:56 PM

And Eddie and Sweets live happily ever after.

mavsfanforever · 07-03-2003, 08:57 PM

Ummmmmmmmmmm Ok.

MFFL · 07-03-2003, 09:14 PM

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Originally posted by: southern_sweets
And Eddie and Sweets live happily ever after.

Until sweets discovered that Najera was cheating on her.