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10 Obvious and Not-so-obvious Things....
I'm jonesin....bad. Gotta do something to pass the time, so here are 10 obvious and not so obvious things I'm askin'/prayin' for.....
1. J-Ho....turn those big brass one's you've got into massive super-duper titanium one's; 2. AJ...don't be so dogmatic on the 'three-fouls in the 2nd and you're coming out' rule. Howard, Nowitzki or Terry, yeah....but if Terry goes down with three and Harris picks up his third, take a chance on Harris gettin' number four in the 2nd...also, let's save the J-Ho on D-Wade to the 2nd half if at all possible--J-Ho's brass one's don't do us any good if they're propped up on the bench; 3. Your's truly....don't have an aneurism, heart-attack, or any other debilitating medical malfunction for at least 2.5 more weeks; 4. Shimmy-Shimmy....remember your glory days as a Mav and play accordingly when you return to the AAC; 5. Dirk....leave 'em comparing you to Bird, Magic, Jordan, Jesus, etc... after your legendary performance in that pivotal game 3 or game 4 win; 6. Shaq Daddy.....34 minutes per game, tops. Please; 7. D-Wade...you've got a long and glorious career ahead of you, don't feel like you need to hit that pantheon status just yet; 8. Oh wife of mine....whatever it is, it can wait until after the series; 9. Stack....game 7 v. Spurs in Overtime, game 6 v. Suns in the 4th = yes. Multiple other situations which I might cite = no; 10. Terry...if you feel the urge to punch Walker or anyone else in the nuts, just land the damn punch this time. Cheers
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06-07-2006, 01:00 PM
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11) Pat Riley.... please drive a PT Cruiser to further enhance your 1930's mob look
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10. KVH: Last chance to silence the critics! Just make the open 3s and no silly turnovers please!
9. Grif: You're the GlueMan! And you know you're the chosen one... or you coulda been watching at home sitting on the couch, like the rest of us! Make it count!! 8. Stack: Now or never! Just play smart, make the right pass and take it to the rack when you can! 7. Devin: Take up the challenge! Wade - #5 pick in '03; You - #5 pick in '04; Nuff said! 6. Diop: Cavs are watching... make 'em weep! 5. Damp: Make him eat his words... in front of the whole frickin' World! 4. Terry: You're a great scorer... arguably the clutchest this team has ever seen... time's NOW to show up! 3. Josh: Shut down Wade! You know you can do it... and even better... he knows you can do it! 2. Dirk: Seize the moment! Be yourself!! You're just a series win away from becoming an all-time legend! 1. AJ: Pedal to the Metal... all the way to a championship, baby!! |
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