03-12-2002, 11:58 PM
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Who has the funniest signature that you have seen in here?
I'll start off by saying ocelot's "Fat people are harder to kidnap" makes me laugh every time I see it.
Who else?
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03-13-2002, 12:26 AM
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Score! Thanks doc...
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03-13-2002, 12:28 AM
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Belly laughs and milk through the nose...I swear.
There have to be others though...
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03-13-2002, 12:40 AM
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I think YOUR sig should be Murph's. He's the more ARROGANT of the two ;-)
But, I actually do get a chuckle from Murph's "The way I see it, there's 2 kinds of dumb. The first kind runs around naked and barks at the moon. The 2nd does the same in my living room. I'm not too concerned about the first. "
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03-13-2002, 12:42 AM
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Maybe I can sell it to him...like when a veteran is signed to a new team and they negotiaite for a uniform number.
I'm thinking $9.32.
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03-13-2002, 12:44 AM
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Not a sig, but I laugh my ass off whenever BBL mentions punching Murph in the face. The casual way he says it just cracks me up.
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03-13-2002, 12:46 AM
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not to mention the visuals huh dj?
[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
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03-13-2002, 12:47 AM
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Especially the visuals!
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03-13-2002, 12:48 AM
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<< anyway, murph hates juwan. maybe fin would still kick murph's ass, cause he and juwan are friends, right? fin, if you're reading this, and you ever meet murph, save one good punch in the face for me... >>
LOL [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
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03-13-2002, 12:51 AM
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giggle...[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
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03-13-2002, 12:57 AM
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I'm gonna have to give my vote to the infamous one:
"Joe Joe is the Truth!! "
That's the funniest thing I've EVER read. Period.
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03-13-2002, 02:44 AM
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Fidel probably has my favorite signature:
But in the process they've been the true renegades.
And the true rebel always walks alone anyway.
I'm still unsure about Murphy's. I think I'd be worried about both of them.
DJ, BBL cracks me up too w/his undying affection for Murph. And the visuals - classic. Which is odd considering the most we have seen of them are a bagged head and the virgin Mary! LOL [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
I'm always on the hunt for a good signature. What'll it be next?
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03-13-2002, 02:46 AM
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doesn't anyone know where my signature is from?
new contest..try and figure out where my signature is from..
go for it
It should be pretty easy for a so called "sports fans"
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03-13-2002, 02:59 AM
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My picture was the funniest sig....everytime I looked at myself, I laughed.....
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03-13-2002, 03:24 AM
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I'm not going to cheat and answer your question Murph.
I thought one of my signatures (though short lived) was the funniest. Quoting,
"...not to overstate my importance, but"
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03-13-2002, 03:29 AM
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yeah..it would kinda be cheating if you answered it...let's give everyone else a day or so..and then i'll let you be the winner of the contest
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03-13-2002, 03:39 AM
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Yay! Does the winner get a wreath of flowers - "from the winner's circle at Arlington?" *giggle* (this idea is also from a movie)[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
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03-13-2002, 09:55 AM
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I liked MFFL's signature when he had "You should be posting here you should be posting ........" and had the link to another board. It was during the entire Hocus Pocus, Joe Joe debacle. I thought that was hilarious myself, but Ocelet's is now the funniest.
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03-13-2002, 10:13 AM
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seriously, man... HOOSIERS! how can you not know that quote? you're talking about the "barking at the moon" one right? that's from hoosiers.
anyway, i guess i need a sig... i do like that "fat people are harder to kidnap", though...
and smile_at_me, it's not undying affection towards murph... kinda the opposite. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
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03-13-2002, 12:59 PM
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The kidnapping one is my favorite, but Dooby's also gets my vote.
Bob Slydell: I admit it, I'm a Michael Bolton fan! I celebrate the guy's entire collection! For my money it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman"!
That is from Office Space. Great movie.
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03-13-2002, 01:26 PM
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"which song is your favorite?"
"well, i guess i kind of like them all..."
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03-13-2002, 02:56 PM
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My vote goes to Evilmav's sig...
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03-13-2002, 05:10 PM
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Your is pretty funny Mav. I like David's, "Just sitting back and enjoying." I'm not sure, but I think stims from RCF's, "RCF is here, just sit back and enjoy." If it is, then it's dang funny.
Mine is from a Elvis skit off of mad TV. I'm gonna change it now though.
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03-16-2002, 02:56 AM
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Now that so many people have switched their sig's, maybe we should ask the question again. I like BBL's new one.
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03-17-2002, 05:38 PM
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Murphy, your's needs to go.
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03-20-2002, 10:36 PM
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David, where'd you get the new signature???!
Doc, I can't identify with your's! If I miss a deadline at work we can't be #1!! I love winning. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif[/img]
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03-20-2002, 10:57 PM
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Yeah, but if you can't win, might as well hurt some of your opponents.
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03-20-2002, 11:30 PM
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The law of the jungle!
I think I'll take a new one for a little while. Heard the line in a commercial.
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03-21-2002, 02:11 AM
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why does my signature need to go?
who made you signature police?
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03-21-2002, 02:30 AM
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"Luit, duit, doooooo! Look who knows so much!"
And who made you the pied piper?!
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03-21-2002, 02:47 AM
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wow, that's very nice.
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03-21-2002, 02:50 AM
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actually, i was on a date...it was actually a triple date..and me and the guys were cooking dinner for the women.. we all decided that everyone had to sing in front of everyone else... so, that's the song i picked out.
except, i changed it to "did you ever know that i'm your hero, i'm everything you would like to be... etc, etc.
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03-21-2002, 02:53 AM
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ROFL That's dreadfully funny. Classic Murphy right there. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
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03-21-2002, 03:01 AM
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of course it's classic murphy...
i'm a classic, so most of what i do is classic
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03-21-2002, 03:07 AM
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Do people ever threaten to tackle you??? You beg to be defied!! Or kicked.
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03-21-2002, 03:26 AM
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Nice signature. You just missed one thing: NOT THIS CANDYCANE!
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03-21-2002, 06:44 AM
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<< David, where'd you get the new signature???! >>
I got the one about marrying the wrong blankety-blank woman from the late comedian, Robin Harris. He was responsible for the cartoon, "Bebe's Kids", if you remember that and even if you don't. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]
He was in the first "Kid and Play" movie as one of them's father, also.
The other from Redd Foxx, of course.
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03-30-2002, 03:21 AM
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<< If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. >>
Wow, Doc - spoken like a true scientist. Is this what you did your thesis on? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] I can't even remember what I was going to do mine on -blocked it out - something related the Environmental Estrogen Hypothesis. I don't suppose you have an opinion on that issue?
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03-30-2002, 11:27 AM
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something related the Environmental Estrogen Hypothesis. I don't suppose you have an opinion on that issue?
Uh Oh. I am afraid...very afraid. Like that time when this lady in the Mall asked, me, "Hey, you're a man...do I look fat in this?"
*cowering in the corner...dazed and confused*
[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/img]
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03-30-2002, 09:46 PM
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Doc, you are so funny!! I promise I am not trying to corner you on this issue. Believe it or not, I am honestly curious about your opinion here. You may frown upon me for what I am about to say, but: I don't really care if the hypothesis "holds water" or not. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] Yes, I am that disconnected from the matter. I didn't do enough research to formulate my own stance. Come on now, tell me what you think.
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