This is a very serious condition!!!

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MOTHERS AGAINST PEEING STANDING UP

Every Male and Women *some freaky ones* should really pay attention to http://www.mapsu.org/. This is a very serious problem that everybody needs to address.

MYTH #1:"Men can pee standing up"

Fact: The reality is men can NOT pee standing up without getting as much as a stray drop on the seat or the outside surface of the toilet. Fragmentation of the urine stream causes particles of urine to dissipate. The larger the distance urine has to travel, the bigger the dissipation radius gets.

Some of you may say, "No, not me! I can pee through a donut from 40 feet above!" Well, mister hand-eye coordination, you are probably one of those people who also never ask for directions. Admitting that you have a problem is half the battle. At some point in your life you need to ask yourself, "Is it worth it? What has peeing standing up cost me in my life?"

MYTH #2: "It's a victimless crime."

Fact: Peeing standing up destroys families. Who cleans the bathrooms in your house? Your mother? Your wife? Even if you clean up after yourself, what happens when you are a guest at someone's home, over at your friend's house, visiting the inlaws, or using a public bathroom? Why should someone else have to suffer for your unwillingness to sit down?

TAKE A SEAT

Once you realize you have a problem, you can concentrate on the solution. Changing a life long habit may be difficult, that's why we have created a poster to put in your bathroom as a reminder. The printable version is here.

TAKE ACTION

Our goal is to transform the way the world goes to the bathroom by year 2010. Become an activist and educate your friends by referring them to our website.

Educate your friends and protect your bathroom at the same time! Our printable poster attacks the problem at the root. The printable version is here.