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Old 07-10-2003, 01:48 PM   #1
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Default The REAL reason muslim terrorists do it

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

Let's see now:

No beer. No booze. No bars. No television. No cheerleaders. No baseball. No football. No basketball. No hockey.

No golf. No tailgate parties. No Hooters. No pork BBQ. No hot-dogs. No burgers. No lobster, shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks. No chocolate chip cookies. No KFC. No BK. No MickieD's.

Rags for clothes, towels for hats, flip-flops for shoes. Constant wailing from the guy next door because he is sick and there are no doctors. A 24-hour wailing from a guy in a tower.

You can't shave; your wife can't shave. You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung. The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times. Your bride is picked by someone else, she smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition.

Then they tell you it all gets better when you die.

NO MYSTERY HERE!
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