Weird Al Seelowitch Useless Trade of the Night

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Atlanta trades: C Theo Ratliff (7.6 ppg, 6.9 rpg, 0.9 apg in 30.1 minutes)
PG Jason Terry (16.4 ppg, 4.0 rpg, 5.1 apg in 35.5 minutes)
PF Chris Crawford (2.3 ppg, 1.7 rpg, 0.3 apg in 8.3 minutes)
Atlanta receives: SF Darius Miles (9.7 ppg, 4.7 rpg, 2.5 apg in 25.8 minutes)
SF Antawn Jamison (15.4 ppg, 6.7 rpg, 1.0 apg in 29.6 minutes)
PG Tony Delk (6.2 ppg, 2.1 rpg, 0.8 apg in 16.6 minutes)
PG Travis Best (3.2 ppg, 1.0 rpg, 1.9 apg in 13.1 minutes)
Change in team outlook: +8.2 ppg, +1.9 rpg, and -0.1 apg.

Cleveland trades: C Zydrunas Illgauskas (14.3 ppg, 7.4 rpg, 1.5 apg in 30.2 minutes)
SF Darius Miles (9.7 ppg, 4.7 rpg, 2.5 apg in 25.8 minutes)
Cleveland receives: C Theo Ratliff (7.6 ppg, 6.9 rpg, 0.9 apg in 35 games)
PF Danny Fortson (3.6 ppg, 4.8 rpg, 0.2 apg in 26 games)
SF Eduardo Najera (3.3 ppg, 3.1 rpg, 0.4 apg in 28 games)
Change in team outlook: -9.5 ppg, +2.7 rpg, and -2.5 apg.

Dallas trades: SF Antawn Jamison (15.4 ppg, 6.7 rpg, 1.0 apg in 29.6 minutes)
PF Danny Fortson (3.6 ppg, 4.8 rpg, 0.2 apg in 11.6 minutes)
SF Eduardo Najera (3.3 ppg, 3.1 rpg, 0.4 apg in 13.7 minutes)
PG Tony Delk (6.2 ppg, 2.1 rpg, 0.8 apg in 16.6 minutes)
PG Travis Best (3.2 ppg, 1.0 rpg, 1.9 apg in 13.1 minutes)
Dallas receives: PG Jason Terry (16.4 ppg, 4.0 rpg, 5.1 apg in 34 games)
PF Chris Crawford (2.3 ppg, 1.7 rpg, 0.3 apg in 15 games)
C Zydrunas Illgauskas (14.3 ppg, 7.4 rpg, 1.5 apg in 33 games)
Change in team outlook: +1.3 ppg, -4.6 rpg, and +2.6 apg.

TRADE ACCEPTED

Why would anybody do it? Who knows...

Why would Dallas do it? To increase the jelling process (subtracting 4 out of 5 recent additions), getting in a combo guard and a big body.