Murph's 10 steps to turning this thing around.

[Murphy3]

1. Make sure that you pass the ball at least three times on all offensive possessions.
2. Install the picket-fense into the offense.
3. Don't get caught watching the paint dry.
4. Hire a drunk as an assistant coach.
5. Ask an official to throw you out of a game.
6. Play defense so tightly that you know what kind of gum your opponents are chewing.
7. Try and have the head coach fired.
8. Make sure the head coach punches out one of his own players.
9. Have your drunk assistant stumble onto the court and proclaim that it was an offensive foul on the other team.
10. Practice without a basketball.


Do all of this and the Mavs will be set.