Wudge ya think

[Turkey]

Dallas trades: PG Travis Best (3.5 ppg, 1.3 rpg, 2.0 apg in 14.7 minutes)
PF Antoine Walker (15.9 ppg, 9.2 rpg, 5.4 apg in 38.0 minutes)
Dallas receives: PF Tom Gugliotta (2.4 ppg, 1.8 rpg, 0.8 apg in 10.7 minutes)
PF Pau Gasol (17.4 ppg, 8.1 rpg, 2.6 apg in 32.2 minutes)
Change in team outlook: +0.4 ppg, -0.6 rpg, and -4.0 apg.

Phoenix trades: PF Amare Stoudemire (16.0 ppg, 8.3 rpg, 1.1 apg in 33.5 minutes)
PF Tom Gugliotta (2.4 ppg, 1.8 rpg, 0.8 apg in 10.7 minutes)
Phoenix receives: PF Antoine Walker (15.9 ppg, 9.2 rpg, 5.4 apg in 46 games)
Change in team outlook: -2.5 ppg, -0.9 rpg, and +3.5 apg.

Memphis trades: PF Pau Gasol (17.4 ppg, 8.1 rpg, 2.6 apg in 32.2 minutes)
Memphis receives: PG Travis Best (3.5 ppg, 1.3 rpg, 2.0 apg in 40 games)
PF Amare Stoudemire (16.0 ppg, 8.3 rpg, 1.1 apg in 23 games)
Change in team outlook: +2.1 ppg, +1.5 rpg, and +0.5 apg.

TRADE ACCEPTED

Why would Phoenix do it? I don't know
Why would Memphis do it? Better LT contract & Defensive Player
Why Would Dallas do it? Gasol is 7 ft who is a terrific inside player and who can draw fouls. Something the mavs need. He might not be a good defender but with dirk at 7 ft and Gasol at 7ft and bradley at 7'10 then who knows.



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