This would be a hoot

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Since the french are smearing him with a 7 year old, uncorrobborated vial of piss, Lance may just decide to win the damn thing again.

lance ponders kicking rear again

Lance ponders comeback
Smear campaign has champ reconsidering retirement

AUSTIN, Texas (AP) -- After winning his seventh Tour de France title, Lance Armstrong stepped off the winner's podium in Paris and into retirement, declaring, "I'm finished."

Six weeks later, he's already talking about a comeback.

Recently engaged to rocker girlfriend Sheryl Crow, Armstrong issued a statement Tuesday confirming that he's contemplating a return to competitive cycling in part because he knows how much it would rankle French media who believe his record of seven straight Tour wins is tainted by drug use.

Don't mess with texas...Dudes.