The Official 'What Instrument do you play?' Thread

[Flacolaco]

Now I realize that the musician community and the hard core Sports nut community rarely intersect, but as one of those people myself I thought I'd throw this out there and watch it become the greatest failed bit in history.

(I'm really trying to out all the ex-high school band nerds.... )

As for me....

Guitar
Bass
enough Piano to list it here....sort of.... I suck at reading.
(Mandolin, and Ukulele...but those don't really count)