Dirk banter: non-basketball related

[GermanDunk]

Originally Posted by dalger

Hmm, as a foreigner I don't get your drift. Does "using women as beards" mean that Dirk likes practicing his French, thereby using women to provide him with an external beard, assuming these women aren't into gardening their properties? That would actually be very altruistic and thus Dirk-like of him to give rather than receive.

Fear the beard, man !